imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*
Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.
He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.
I love this website so much
hate when a pause is pregnant. abort that thang
the last line hit me like a fuckin sledgehammer
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he…
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you
tumblr is so intimate like… i do not act like this around people i know…
“Unable to reblog this post.” tch… i didnt think it was that good of a post anyways…
Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
Twitter is dead tiktok is dead and me im kinda horny
being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world
Are you pro or anti bush
he was a bad president
its a good start but i feel like he deserves worse than that
op turned off reblogs but I want this forever