superradiance

elizsebastian

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[justsomeguycore]

hate when a pause is pregnant. abort that thang

[gaymboii]

[yotzuyu]

[fieldbears]

the last line hit me like a fuckin sledgehammer

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[priestessofmissouri]

tumblr is so intimate like… i do not act like this around people i know…

[postdespair]

“Unable to reblog this post.” tch… i didnt think it was that good of a post anyways…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zooophagous]

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[mrsterlingeverything]

Twitter is dead tiktok is dead and me im kinda horny

[jeanritchie]

being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world

[beesmygod]

Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

[beesmygod]

its a good start but i feel like he deserves worse than that

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever