Tomorrow Always Comes

[politijohn]

Y’all really have no conception of what a billion dollars is and it shows…

[walks-the-ages]

Hey this is a really good way to show how much money a billion actually is!!

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

[blackness-by-your-side]

my utopia

[gentlyepigrams-deactivated20180]

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

[theroguefeminist]

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[counterpunches]

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[gokuma]

The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you

[transgirlpinup]

Always reblog.

[oscar--boscar]

A very excited boy

[sentimental-apathy]

I would die for Oscar.

[neuroxin]

I would kill for Oscar.

[percussiveadventure]

I would… Live for Oscar

[doublekaiju]

I would go to space, fetch some beautiful stars and give them to Oscar.

[izahbel]

Pickles and her friends are going on a adventure!

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

WHICH ONE IS PICKLES

[babygoatsandfriends]

Pickles is wearing the backpack! also, this is Pickles as a baby =)<3

[everythingfox]

“I’m so happy for them”

(Source)

[everythingfox]

someone asked me to post a good birb so here you go

[ottermatopoeia]

i had a friend who’s parrot always did this, we just figured she was getting bored and wanted attention and knew that ‘hey, when the thing make this noise, humans look at it, so i will make the noise!’

[everythingfox]

“Looks like he made a new friend”

(Source)

[hatfullofsauce-deactivated20200]

I thought people might like to see this video of a duck trying to walk on a frozen lake that I found in my gallery.

[neoperks]

He’s doing an amazing job

[itscolossal]

A Rainbow of Light Diffracts Through Hummingbird Wings in Photographs by Christian Spencer

[8pxl]

Mt Fuji

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[liberalsarecool]

Conservative America would rather protect guns and ammo fetishists than protect students/children.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Most school shooters are also like... Students?? So they're letting them know the hiding spots and layout ahead of time???

"cool now I'll know where a ton of people will be in a confined space they can't escape"

[ralfmaximus]

Can’t wait for the NRA to sue school districts for making it harder to exercise shooters’ 2nd amendment rights.

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

[michaelnordeman]

I remember August. Pictures taken in August of the years 2013-2018.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[bunnyfood]

PEEKABOO!

[mybigfatgaylife]

This added three years to my life.

[rhythmelia]

fjaogjaorjalkgag *clutches face, heart, and everything else that can be clutched*

[childofthefireandthestorm]

@manticoreimaginary @nyebevans @notbecauseofvictories @aerospace-agenda @iconuk01 @themaskismyface @lex1nat0r @blaruu

[prettycreepyprettycrawly]

A teeny tiny wine-throated hummingbird.

[batshitdrusilla-deactivated2019]

Chicken shaped strawberry and duck shaped potato 🍓🐔❤️🦆🥔