[jedavu]

THE PAINTINGS OF ADAM LUPTON

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[politicalsci]

[simonalkenmayer]

Your death is a preexisting condition and we cannot afford to cover every resurrection. I already have mine scheduled. Die mad about it.

[nativemuscle-blog]

Republican Jesus™

[mechhound]

ok i try to keep religion off of my blog, but this is hilarious

[wolfflux]

It’s funny because they’re nothing like the religion they hold on to so dearly lol… These memes are dead on

[biscuitsandhorrorslash]

[absinthe--cocktail]

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

[nehirose]

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[chimera-bones-deactivated201808]

Anon’s life is ruined by Angela Anaconda

[digi-egg]

Now we know

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[teenagerposts]

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

[softcore-revolutionary]

[yipyap]

she wants you to eat her

[hassanalandalusi]

في الواقع ما يفصلنا هو الواقع

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[campbell-soup]

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[curioscurio]

I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

[curioscurio]

ultra lord

[c-bassmeow]

[2-face]

50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts :) 5/5

other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5

[insanewalkerx]

The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.

[mesopelagic]

isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[neutralbacteria]

[womenwearingsuitsandblazers]

[semperfeminas]

lmao same

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GET IT GIRL

[asymbina]

she’s this close to licking her and biting her lip

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The last time I saw THAT MUCH THIRST to get railed by Cate Blanchett on a persons face I was looking at my reflection in my television screen

[between-stars-and-waves]

XD

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Foolish Heteros: Kristen Stewart never smiles

Me, a bisexual intellectual: Have u ever considered that she looks so unhappy because she surrounded by men?

LOOK AT THIS FACE

this is not the face of an unhappy woman

this is the face of a woman who is gayzing into the face of god

and wants god to sit on her face

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Cinematic parallels

(Honestly same to both)

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Same energy.