為虎作倀

bein a ghost, helpin out tigers

[acornfriend]

ambivert comics

[lifeofcynch]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

HOW DAR YOU CALL ME OUT?

[kap768]

[ciiirava]

Nintendo: We must ask you to wait a little longer than we thought.

Me:

[gooberjam]

[kthrynhahn]

Emily Blunt as Rita Vrataski in Edge of Tomorrow (2014) dir. Doug Liman

[wyrddragon]

The majestic, and only, reason I wanted to watch this film: Emily Blunt in powered armour.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD REASON

[lady-feral]

Yuuuuuup

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

[nudityandnerdery]

“Peter. Mr. Man was my father. Just call me Ant.”

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[sanerontheinside]

……… fuck.

[tyrantisterror]

Whenever a wise guide in a fantasy show tells the hero they have to “let go of attachments” to be a hero I just want to smack them in their stupid face because our love for others is what drives us to do good you stupid fucking mentor figure.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you can just say the Jedi order

[hashtagloveloses]

OP is literally luke skywalker

[abigailmarstons]

💪 💪 💪

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[yourresidentginger]

[basilton]

In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.

After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.

40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.

[cocainesocialist]

western liberals

[eokibamen]

釘師

[mrdsc1010]

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1087836411183525888

[candiikismet]

It’s true and she should say it.

[vitamoved-deactivated20220818]

the only person to do this move EVER… truly deserving of the mitski treatment

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

Her smile!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s innocent!

[intheteacup]

He face looks like a classic Scooby Doo villain “I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you and that mangy detachable treadmill !”

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”