wei vee

was a tumblr kid now a tumblr adult

[februarytrash]

[mostrovskaa]

crayfish galore!

[augustin-martelette]

Oskar Moll (German, 1875 - 1947)

Fish in a Green Glass, 1935.

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[colloidalamber]

wait i dont give a fuck

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[milk5]

[technofeudalism]

every video i see of Stephen A Smith on the internet belongs in a completely alternate dimension

[omegaversereloaded]

MuTu

[malmagma]

@poketcg-art I wanted to do a second one! I really like the Tangrowth under the tree card, so now I’ve drawn them with some little buddies

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[depsidase]

[omtai]

genuinely how i feel every time

[mousegirlheart]

baby 🍼

[mousegirlheart]

baby 🍼

[fleshdyk3]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[seabeck]

She sunk on my costs until I fallacy

[kaijuno]

we got switch 2 at home