Heaven shaking

Sorry, I'm not on Tumblr much so I won't reply to your messages right away. Cade, 33. he/him. This is my personal, Transformers blog is @ teleconnect, art blog @sinousine OCD havers: I tag all donation posts as "fundraiser".

[fox-with-five-iiiiis]

[weizhentian]

Image descriptin: sign in a car window reading, in all capital letters: "Warning: Uber driver has a dagger for his protection and was trained in its usage by the honorable Dr. Milford Watkins"

(A photo of Dr. Watkins shows a white man with brown hair and greying beard and moustache)

"If you attempt to harm me I will use it on you. I have too much to live for..."

"Wife" (photo of white woman with long dark hair)

"Kid" (photo of a white child under 8 years old, short brown hair)

"Beloved uncle" (photo taped over with a drawing on yellow paper of a man with angel wings and a halo with the text "Uncle died from a neglient surgeon 3/5/24 R.I.P.")

[weizhentian]

I saw mention of a "by and for women" apartment complex on Youtube and expected the top comments to be transmisogyny but it was plebs who think sexism is actually over whining about women only spaces being sexist against men or being smug that men construction workers built the building. With zero understanding why women feel more afraid of men than men are afraid or women or "Men only spaces" were like, academia until relatively recently.

[weizhentian]

I lost my job. I'm far from e-begging on Tumblr but I'm decompressing right now because I'm at a loss at where to go next.

[misogyny-affected]

trans poc, please i beg of you get transition inspo of people with your ethnicity

i was incredibly dysphoric about my round face and softer features until i started looking at the faces of hispanic men and realized that those features weren’t feminine at all, they were ethnic features white supremacy had conditioned me to see as less masculine

your ethnic features are beautiful, and you do not need to look european to look masculine or feminine

[rederiswrites]

Look, I realize that the whole Schrodinger's Mitch thing has real political consequences on a national level, but since I'm not from Kentucky and have no say whatsoever in the outcome of the situation, I'm honestly just finding the entire thing grimly hilarious. Has Horrible Turtle Man died? We don't fucking know! Turns out senators can just not show up to work indefinitely and there are no consequences! What fun!

[rederiswrites]

Cannot believe this post is still relevant completely unedited. This timeline is utterly off the rails.

[thegenderienvy]

Still fucking missing btw! We have some written statements and some metadata-stripped photos, but no real proof of life! Dude was in a rehab for 53 days apparently

Mitch McConnell Slammed 'Not a Hospice Patient' After Revealing Plan To Run Senate Business From Home

Mitch McConnell, recovering from a fall, plans to handle Senate duties remotely, sparking criticism over his absence and raising questions a

[weizhentian]

Redditors not beating the allegations that STEM people are out of touch with the humanities and the politics of why the world is the way it is, ugh.

This time it was "the Middle East has been (especially) violent for thousands of years!" in response to a comment about US foreign policy under Trump.

[acerby]

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

I feel like a 3d printer is a better analogy because it actually builds the thing inside it but yeah

[mika-miii]

3d printers are viviparous, vending machines are hosts for parasitoid doctors pepper that oviposit their eggs inside them

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[snarp]

Only when global IP law is fairly reformed will audiences be able to experience my challenging cinematic masterpiece, Spiderman 0: He's Not In This. Where you go into the theater and it screens a randomly-selected entry from the database of all films in existence that never mention or depict Spiderman in any form. We literally can't even build the database until we fix the legal situation, I fucking checked.

[penny-anna]

Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:

You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.

Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:

He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.

Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:

And this:

He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.

[penny-anna]

The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.

Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.

[jessiesjaded]

Yellow-tailed Black Cockatoo displaying a rare genetic mutation called leucism which creates a stunning blend of yellow, white, and black feathers.

[khoesib]

Anti-BDS guy during apartheid: "Hmm it seems weird you're targeting the only white government in Africa just a few years after Rhodesia fell. Hmm I just think it's odd you're not boycotting South Korea or Chile or Iran, they're also dictatorships you know. This is why you shouldn't boycott anything and should just wait for the raptur- I mean the system to change. Besides when have boycotts ever done anything?".

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[weizhentian]

At least guinea pigs are immune to cyclospora in lettuce.

[valleyofthegroupies]

Rare Japanese NIN promotional image with Trent reznor in a field, wearing a big straw hat, holding a big daikon radish and smiling

[gendercensus]

The 2026 Gender Census is now open!

[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!

PPS: Image credits, bark and grass.

[weizhentian]

Reading about horrible misogynistic traditions all over the world makes me want to grab and shake people on Tumblr and say NO, the cultures of rich exploiter countries ARE superior in some ways.

And I seriously doubt all of these traditions were introduced by white invaders if we want to go that route. For example: footbinding (which eventually died out). Chinese leaders were right to declare it barbaric and backwards after external scrutiny.