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Greetings. This blog... is a mess. Welcome, I hope you find something you like.

[lesbiantiana]

some of you never got your lips stuck in a gate ten days after you turned 8 and your friends all laughed and you just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and you had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and you couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both your lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and you only knew like three words in polish except now you know four because oscar taught you the word for lip, “usta”

and it shows

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Thank you, people in the notes, for clarifying this is about Veggie Tales. It’s amazing how that makes it absolutely more baffling.

[theguineapig3]

It’s been a while since I did any serious artwork, and then all of a sudden I saw [THIS VIDEO] and I couldn’t resist. I’ve been thinking about the older members of the tales parties recently, and this was too fun to pass up. Plus it gave me an excuse to draw my new best friend for the first time.

Have you seen those custom phone cases with the squishy paws on them? They seem inconvenient, but damn are they adorable. And I guess I can’t judge, considering my bulky Neko Atsume wallet-style phone case.

[zintersoldier]

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

[teaboot]

Every time I see this. Every damn time. I’m immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. “Hit the gong to begin class”, “Namaste, Children”, “I wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circle” ass bastard. “Do you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotions” ass fucker. Mr. “Here’s a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature words” asshole. Pretentious-ass, condescending motherfucker. “Do you want to tell us about your saddest memory?” “I dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?” “No.” “Then why are you asking” Every goddamn day. Fuck. “You seem tense.” Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe I ‘seem tense’ because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven-foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli-smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like “a tree……… Is a Poem” and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No I’m Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe I don’t wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to “align our auras” or some shit. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing ‘kumbaya’ with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, I’d go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I don’t wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly I’m the ‘troubled youth’ you need to Robin Williams “O Captain My Captain” your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. You’re not “Enlightened”, you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls

[hannahhectic]

This is very angry.

And VERY specific.

[sosuperawesome]

Gemstone Dice

Crystal Maggie on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #D&D tags

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cain saying “am i my brother’s keeper” right after he killed him is so funny. it’s GOD. he SAW THAT

[casanova-lives]

You ever tried lying to am omniscient being? The balls on that man. The misplaced confidence.

[lolita-wardrobe]

NEW Release: Your Highness 【-Kylin-】 #QiLolita Dress Set

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[tastefullyoffensive]

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

[minimalistwitch69]

always reblog 

[cartercorn]

I LOVE THEM

[paulsebert]

Mixed breeds are the best.

[stevensavage]

Always RT.

[stevensavage]

Actually …

From https://imgur.com/gallery/EVwYJ

[takashi0]

@darkvioletcloud

[the-x-button]

another dog breeding fact

if you breed a rottweiler with another kind of dog, it will almost always have the rotty colors

my favorite example of this, are corgis 

[running-equals-happy]

Interview Tips from thepoke.co.uk

[shadrow]

The smash hit of the summer.

[alexacadia]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[slayfulness]

I’m… shook

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

[nest-of-bears-blog]

JESUS

[ookumspookumswastakensomehow]

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

[brilyeon]

@alarcosegy

[afrofaery-deactivated20171205]

@mstjinneethemerciful

[all-things-ziggy]

im fucken done 

[ripleyandweeds]

this sounds like a panic at the disco song

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

pretty sure this is the theme song to kingdom heart 4 right

[dragon-in-a-fez]

an ad for an amusement park in Indiana came up on my facebook feed and this freeze frame is begging to be a meme

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

make more you cowards

[clippy]

op i made one

[bastionkeeper]

We all gonna sleep on the fact that Puss joining up with Shrek and Donkey is the same storyline as Zevran the warden and Alistair

[artpigeons]

blocked

[bastionkeeper]

You can’t block the truth

[justanotherrandomperson]

I hate to tell you this but Morrigan is a person most people fear and is kicked out of her swamp home to accompany a chattering guy who makes lots of jokes and gets on her nerves and on their jouney they encounter a charming Spanish-accented assassin who joins them and a redheaded woman with a lovely voice with a hidden side to her and an ability to kick butt. Dragon Age Origins is Shrek with your OC Warden along for the ride.

[dismalzelenka]

STOP THIS

[dragonagethistle]

… goddamn it please don’t make me hate my favorite game series.

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

Are you kidding this redeems the entire franchise

[thetasteoffire]

they’re even wearing the same vest. wake up sheeple

[dismalzelenka]

YE GODS IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[why-bless-your-heart]

My very favorite trope though

When characters A and B are facing some danger and character A puts out an arm to protect character B

Good variations:

-Character B doesn’t realize the danger until character A puts out his or her arm -Character A isn’t the larger or stronger character but still takes responsibility for character B’s safety -Character A doesn’t stand a chance against the danger -Character A continues talking like there isn’t anything wrong while standing between character B and the threat -Character A doesn’t get along with character B and/or vice versa -The danger is comically minor -Character A has seemed helpless or bumbling but is now revealing inner depths and hidden strength

[storybook-souls]

other good variations:

-character B is injured

-character A is injured but trying to be protective anyway

-character B gets annoyed when they realize what character A is doing

[why-bless-your-heart]

[afronerdism]

In case any of you nerds wanted to know how the official Skyrim cookbook says to make Skooma.

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS.

@tylertheinnovator IT IS TIME

[afronerdism]

We’ve got the whole cookbook if anyone wants any other recipes

[kiramental]

Holy shit! Yes please!

[afronerdism]

My sister @thenakedbrain is insisting that I let you all know that it’s her cookbook specifically

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Tell your sister she has blessed us.

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[talesofsymphonia4koma]

Personal Favorite Panels From the 4 Koma Books Lloyd Edition ( 4 of ???)

[daryshkart]

Commission for @peaceloveandinternet  (thank you♥) Kanan&Hera from SW Rebels 

[moldy-mold]

Tales of Sketchbook pt. 11: Kratos & Anna

After seeing the events at Flanoir, I had a burst of feelings for this tragic couple.