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[handsomedogs]

[unbotheredmuse]

[valtsv]

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

[valtsv]

portals

[dongcroncher]

Don’t walk up the stairs

[valtsv]

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

[the-universe-is-an-illusion]

My life is meaningless

Flatsound // Sleep

[suggestagoodusername]

Is this why I can’t sleep lately?

[etoile-filantes]

“Lyphophrenia-a vague feeling of sadness seemingly without any cause.”

—

etoile-filantes

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[midnight-revolucion]

This isn’t the SpongeBob discourse I ever expected to see, but it’s the discourse we all deserve

[00vv]

[animejebbush]

[manletsarge-deactivated20190830]

funniest possible response to this post 

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[icedcoffeebee]

my physics teacher sent this email out and i felt like you guys should see this

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[altedi]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[coldasyou]

not to be fake deep but like average poor kids deserve affordable higher education too lmao. we shouldn’t be expected to get a perfect ACT, work 40 hours a week, do another 20 hours of extra circulars, be on the honor roll, take only AP classes, have a 4.5 GPA just to have a CHANCE at being able to afford college. esp when avrage rich kids can go wherever the fuck they want with a subpar GPA and test scores. 

[teaboot]

It’s wrong that children have to work three times as hard as their peers, acheive six times the success, and still afford fewer opportunities

[amultitudeofsins]

When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

[fieryartemispublications]

911 I’d like to report a murder

[figmentjedi]

NHL does what NFL doesn’t

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

More evidence that hockey is the superior sport