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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

cumaeansibyl

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

maidslime

My cat pulled the books off my bookshelf so he could sleep on the shelf???

What does the F in Alfred F Jones stand for? Part II (wrong answers only)

Alfred “Fucking” Jones

Alfred “Freak-in-the-sheets” Jones

Alfred “Fortnight” Jones

Alfred “Fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test…” Jones

Alfred “Fruit-by-the-foot” Jones

Alfred *Insert Puritanism* Jones (Freegift, Fortitude, Fly-from-fornification)

Alfred “FDT” Jones

Alfred “Ford F-150” Jones

Alfred “Felony” Jones

Alfred “Fighter Jet” Jones

Alfred “Foot Fetish” jones

Voting ended on5h

Had to make a part II bc I forgot Alfred “Fucking” Jones in my first one and I couldn’t live w/ myself

Based upon the mad rambles of me and my bestie, plus comments on the last poll. I’m gonna make the winners of both go head-to-head later 🙂‍↕️

#hetalia #aph america #alfred f jones #hws america #alfred jones

kosmogrl

klappersacks

(via File Photo)

mudwerks

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

pricklylegs-deactivated20250727

Tasty obelisk fries..

memewhore

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

gingerhaze

“It’s digestible”

rhea314

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.” Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index. Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5] In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s. Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco. Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

nianeyna

I have learned a new thing today.

soupwife

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

nianeyna

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

dancinbutterfly

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

mr-elementle

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

papapastoral

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

elf7knight

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

What does the F in Alfred F Jones stand for? (wrong answers only)

Alfred “Fracking” Jones

Alfred “Freedom” Jones

Alfred “Fergalicious” Jones

Alfred “FNAF” Jones

Alfred “Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift” Jones

Alfred “Formula One” Jones

Alfred “Fort Necessity” Jones

Alfred “F*ggot” Jones

Alfred “#FreeWilly” Jones

Alfred “Fanilla Extract” Jones

Other (leave a comment)

Voting ended onAug 16

Tbh I think it’s some Puritan Bullshit™️ (fortitude, freegift, fidelity), but this is just for fun :)

Edit: RIP Alfred Fucking Jones - I realized I forgot it too late and I’m not remaking the poll, but I am totally gonna end up making a part two trust 😭

#hetalia #alfred f jones #alfred jones #aph america #hws america #yes the 20th anniversary dragged me back into this fuck ass show

maureen2musings

Stone cottage in the Peak District

wander_linaa

shirtsthatgohard

fionn-o-nassus

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

orphetoon

yeah so you remember when my old mentor told me that my path to revenge against the evil king would only leave me cold and empty? yeah it turns out that was a lie. yeah i actually feel really great now. the blood washed off my hands super easy