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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@what-is-a-rethorical-question
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thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?
out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me
Might have posted this before but yeah.
It is crazy that âdonât be kind because youâll be perceived as having ulterior motivesâ is infiltrating into so many facets of society. Donât be kind because it might be perceived as flirting. Donât be kind because it might be perceived as manipulation. Donât be kind because it might be perceived as fake.
IM GONNA KEEP BEING EXTRA KIND I DONT CARE FUCK YOU
whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb
idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage
"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"
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first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store
âUgh canât stand babies they cry so much!â
That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if youâd shat yourself 4 times by noon youâd be in hysterics too
He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you youâd become The Joker
Poor guyâs only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesnât even have a favorite show to distract him yet heâs just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever
Baby's first rotating blorbos
Yâall are great I love yâall
Everyone say âthank you crying babyâ
Thank you crying baby
Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.
Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?
Me: neither, I use Linux.
Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows
Me: neither
Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?
Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand
Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?
Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google
Scammer:
Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir
#this is what talking to transphobes is like
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she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns
It is So Boring in the mattress store for kids. Itâs basically hell for children because thereâs fuckall to do for them.
A couple I was helping earlier had two little ones, three and six, who were behaving in a rather saintly fashion for the average bored kid I see. I tried to engage them with remotes and things while their parents talked.
Eventually they were restless enough that I pulled out notepads and asked if they wanted to draw. The three year old quickly lost interest and I went over to ask her favorite animal. She told me âelephantâ so to delight and amaze her I started drawing an elephant. Usually kids are into it.
When I was done she pronounced, âIt looks like a giraffe.â
I staggered back melodramatically but actually laughing hysterically and said, âThere goes my art degree!â
The parents laughed and said kids were harsh critics. When they checked out they saw my elephant doodle on the desk and both did a double take like, âWoah, thatâs a really good elephant!â
âYeah, I actually did go to art school, but itâs okay. My niece wasnât very impressed with my drawings at that age either.â
Behold, a giraffe.
When medusa has sex are the snakes weird for the other person? I don't mean in an "ewww snakes" or "ewww monster" way, I mean like in the same way as if someone has a bunch of little cats or dogs staring at you the whole time
Im just saying unless she wears a big hat or you wear a blindfold there are only so many positions where this isn't your view the whole time
Watching the real cult behaviors manifest in the comments section on reddit. Damn yall.
On a post about our little queer libraries that we set up around town, someone commented:
"We should put bibles in there, too."
It got down voted by a lot.
A response:
"See the down votes? This is supposed to be the 'tolerant' crowd."
And im seeing this exchange and im aware that tge way that cuts sometimes work is by making their adherents feel hated by the non-believers.
But i know, from experience, that 'lets put bibles in the queer places' is trolling. And im betting that the people who down voted have experienced this, too. I have a significant collection of evangelical tracts that ive gotten while representing a queer advocacy group. People are often leaving them at our community pantry. I even got one of these trolls to admit that they were doing it specifically in opposition to our 'agenda.'
Watching Christian Nationalist cults develop on real time would be fascinating if it weren't terrifying.
This actually got me wondering if queer friendly bibles were a thing and it turns out theres a Queen James Version.
One wonders how they'd feel seeing the QJV or Inclusive Bible show up in there.
...ok obviously i need a couple copies.
