Is it gay? I love it.

I'll eat your fucking heart out. Profile art by https://whiskey-rabbit.myshopify.com/

[whateam-wildcats]

Hi! My name is Malimoth, they/them pronouns, 29.

Main Fandoms: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Naruto, Heated Rivalry.

Bands: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Destroy Boys, The Maine is my all time favorite band.

Books: Soul Eater/Monstrous Series by Lily Mayne👀👀👀, Necessary Evils Series by Onley James, and forever mad that Ariana Nash cancelled the sequel to Dante’s End.

Games: Baldur’s Gate, League of Legends, Team Fight Tactics, Magic the Gathering Arena or Paper, Stardew Valley

Here for anything gay and goofy. (updated 12/25)

I would love to have more mutuals to talk about any of the above topics!

[ventrantvens]

[STATIC]

Chapter 3: Soley Leve by Rustycookies / @mak3morn

a little nuts about this fic right now

[artisticbaconz]

Free from the art block shackles and back to post janka before school starts !! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[verminv]

[glubby]

[skribbledark]

Janka modern au where broke college student Zanka starts to self medicate his insomnia with weed bc he can’t afford medicine and Jabber is his plug

Am I cooking or what

[jabs-artt]

But Janka

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[bingomann]

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[eggcats]

my hot take is Alastor was friends with Vox and respect(ed) him and his ambitions because he actually worked for them, as opposed to the privileged white men he knew when he was alive who just expected things to work out for them/other people to do the work while they took the credit

Alastor wasn't going to have anything to do with Vox when Vox first introduced himself, but then Vox casually mentioned murdering his competition to fight tooth and nail in order to move up in the industry and gain power and Alastor immediately batted his doe eyes at him, leaned on the bar, and went "Oh? Tell me more!"

also he still respects Vox for this, because all the power and money he currently has is a direct result of the amount of effort he puts into it, even nowadays (it wasn't a mistake that if Alastor hadn't gotten to him, he'd have succeeded in actually getting to/taking over Heaven - he worked his ass off to achieve that)

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[maykitz]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

[caucasianbuttslut]

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

[dionrevel]

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Modern Civilization Essentials

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Full In the Loop

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

[felixer-of-life]

Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[coolxatu]

i used to be a swords kinda guy but then i realized you can easily defeat even the most prestigious swordsman with just basic polearm training

[beeptothepowerofboop]

We've been over this, swords are a sidearm

[coolxatu]

sooooooooo true 👍

[symbolblue]

average polearm cockiness smh

[coolxatu]

sorry. cant hear you from across the distance of my ranged melee weapon

[fox-bright]

am I using the fact that I just can't sleep as a good excuse to dig up a billion photos of the Magical Flying Husband doing spear forms?

Yup.

Seriously, the spear has reach.

I can't touch him, when he's doing spear.

[fox-bright]

Both statements are entirely accurate, thank you!

[thememedaddy]

[audhdspacewizard]

I'm dating myself but