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1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[lorenzoci]

Jocelyn Lee

[decomposedmaw]

Commissions Open | twitter

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

GWAH! by lokitheraven

[quotidianday]

“fire up the gwah machine!’

[a-book-of-creatures]

oh my gwahd

[soft-lovely]

they’re serving looks

[salty-inc]

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

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Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

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Far away cow moos

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My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

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My best friends singing voice

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Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

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The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

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I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

[salty-inc]

The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

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Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

[salty-inc]

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

[salty-inc]

Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

[salty-inc]

“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

[salty-inc]

Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

[salty-inc]

Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

[salty-inc]

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

[salty-inc]

I forgot to add this is the beginning! But that little sniffing noise that dogs make when they’re smelling the air or the ground? Wonderful!

[salty-inc]

OCEAN!!!!!!

[salty-inc]

So there was just an entire booth full of wind chimes for sale at mountain fair. It started to get a little windy and they all went off at once. It was so pretty.

[im-still-a-robot]

Free to use!

This years valentines! I promise I'm okay, just enjoying a mix of philosophy and shakespeare <3

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[sassychaostrash]

This is the best addition everyone go home

[7cxrhye]

[stuckinapril]

small gestures can be just as touching as big ones. someone remembering your favorite song or holding your hand while walking or just generally being content to exist in your presence because that’s what makes them the happiest

[monwinvo]

Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

[sadclowncentral]

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

[foxes-in-love]

[thecollectibles]

GLICHI by Dan Kendi

[arirna]

[happilyshanghaied]

Omg the ride I just went on

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[madlori]

this just in: stephanie meyers thinks there’s any part of the ocean that’s anywhere close to human body temperature.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

It’s the spot where Bella peed

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

a gun that shoots smaller guns

[etherealangelfromanotherrealm-d]

and the smaller guns shoot knives

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[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

Passion.

[phuijl]

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

[portentous-offerings]

They are probably their own cinematographers in this. Sometimes those big movies have great fight choreography but it’s poorly shot and edited. These fellas know what they’re doing and know how to make it look good.