Nothin' but the Rain

Asexual - Bambi Lesbian - Trying my Best 30 - she/her

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[my-dailydreams]

[sophsun1]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 2.19: I Only Have Eyes for You

[bettysbiscuits]

RIP Tony Head. You played one of my all time favorite father figures.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[red3blog]

I recently saw a post on Nextdoor where they complained that Animal Control wouldn’t come out and deal with some ducks they saw in a pond.

Like, that’s where ducks go. That is duck home. This is where they are supposed to be. Call Animal Control if the duck is in your living room. Not when you are in the duck’s living room.

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[parakeet]

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

[thebisfor]

I HAVE ONE OF THESE

[parakeet]

When will the violence end

[markscherz]

What do poison dart frogs feel like? Are they squishy?

Exactly like all other frogs: a little cold, a little damp, a little soft—especially on the belly—and a little like you shouldn't pop them straight in your mouth even though you kind of want to.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[shouty-y]

Lesbian knights ⚔️ - Prints

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Adventuring and being a knight is LESBIAN CULTURE <3

[owenhcrper]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[dogpuppy]

[morganbritton132]

Steve has spent weeks complaining about the godawful music Dustin keeps playing in his car until one day. He seems the album cover and is just like, “…That’s my boyfriend.”

“Yeah, sure,” Dustin rolls his eyes. “Sure, your mysterious boyfriend that is always conveniently busy and definitely real is the lead guitarist of my favorite band and you never mentioned it.”

“I told you he was in a band, I didn’t know they were pop - what do you mean ‘definitely real?’ He is real!

“Sure,” Dustin says. “You’ve been dating for months and no one has ever met him. Sure.”

“Everyone thought Susie was fake.”

“Susie is-“

They mutually agreed to stop arguing about it and maybe even forget the conversation happened, and then one day, Dustin bikes over to Steve’s.

He used his key, lets himself in, and sitting in his underwear on the kitchen counter is - “Eddie Munson? That’s Eddie Munson.”

“Oh, is it?” Steve asks. “I thought he was just my pretend boyfriend.”

[xocowilde]

#Steve: why would I lie and say I was dating someone from the awful band you listen to#Dustin upon meeting Eddie: he doesn’t like your music#Eddie: I know. its great

That end is so Eddie

[camelidae]

[soymoss]

knighty night alt colors

[biglawbear]

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

[christaaah]

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

[biglawbear]

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

[firstbornsons-deactivated202605]

@thesummoningdark hello?????

[thesummoningdark]

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

[biglawbear]

Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!