[virginiaisforhaters]

the only news I want to read

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

Oh to be a fat bear, unstoppable by coronavirus, popular in mechanics.

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[fullmetalfisting]

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

[saiasus]

me: can you pass me the gatorade?

coyote: which color?

[cewn]

[fox-sanguinis]

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

[howtoautism]

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

[zayngf]

men are like i cheat on my wife ... to cope

[sabannlynnn-deactivated20221203]

this is my emotional support side hoe

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[megcanic]

this is the plot to mama mia

[surprisebitch]

queen

[sleepythug]

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[bitchycode]

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

[pukicho]

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

[mycomortis]

how are the trees

[pukicho]

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

[blakhawk15-deactivated20221118]

[pissvortex]

just had the weirdest fast food interaction i think i've ever had

[pissvortex]

i ordered a bacon egg and cheese biscuit and when i sat down and opened it there was just an entire chicken sandwich with egg and cheese added inside of it so i brought it back and was like hey sorry but can i get like. a normal sandwich. and the lady says to me "you can at least try it"

[trashboat]

she was right to say it

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[automatic-caution-door]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[deadstarlet-deactivated20240408]

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

[snuv]

songs to touch the stove to

[thepugman360]

[reservoirdogs1992-blog]