Best Dog (this side of the Mississippi)

I'm Katherine. She/It. Big petplay fan and Mega Man enthusiast. Talk about that blue boy and/or treat me like a dog and I'll be happy.

[the-cuix]

[dirtbaby2016]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

[andhumanslovedstories]

Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.

[snake-eggs]

“This is how these words would be related if they were different words”

[agonizedspacetrooper]

I still don’t understand the Affini’s objective with force-femming our soldiers. I don’t know why they think doing that makes them less combat capable cause that’s pretty far from the truth.

Like just the other day one of my troopers got super duper drunk and started crying and told me that she wishes she was a girl and feels shitty and she dosent know what to do about it and all that for like the millionth time right? So I did what any responsible commander should and shoved her into a chair, straddled her, and grabbed the hair on the back of her head. Then I pulled myself in close against her ear and whispered that I was making the decision for her and she was going to be a good girl for me from now on while I gently pushed a syringe into her neck containing the ad-hoc feminization xenodrug cocktail that we made. Then I scratched the back of her head, caressed her, and whispered in her ear how much of a good girl she is and how pretty she is and how much everybody likes her over and over again for like an hour while she twitched and whined under me as it took effect.

Now her small arms marksmanship is up 23%, she qualified on a new counter-ship weapon system, and she’s never been happier.

I just don’t see the tactical disadvantage here.

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[chara1]

It's Pronoun...

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Cookie clicker if it was trans… estrogen and testosterone cookies…

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[littlesystems]

That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:

[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body

meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x2]”

[pavizi]

pavizi dcau pink lantern idfk a friend asked me for this one

[girlballs-archive]

oh. oh okay LITERALLY every single video i've ever uploaded to my blog has been flagged as explicit. like. my fucking gamedev videos are apparently sexual content

[girlballs-archive]

can't even appeal them. i genuinely hope everyone working at tumblr loses their jobs and never touches a website ever again

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[beezii]

mina eating a single popcorn

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[dragon-in-a-fez]

when a government bans young people from using social media, and then categorises messenger apps like Signal and WhatsApp as "social media", they are pushing those young people toward using text messages, a fundamentally insecure form of communication. texts are not encrypted in transit and can be read by both the sender's mobile carrier and the recipient's. that also means they can be leaked in data breaches, subpoenaed, or just handed over willingly to law enforcement at the carriers' discretion.

hmm. I wonder why governments might want this

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]