boyhood knighthood whatever

aspiring knight aspiring artist aspiring boy

[whitenightswhiteknights]

me when i take knighthood and duty to mean blind devotion to some greater concept in life that im inheretly incapable of undersating not bcs im dumb but bcs my loyalty blinds me

[byjove]

Setting Sir Gawain as your emergency contact is so hilarious. That guy is never not having an emergency.

[fairycosmos]

#mygapingwound #mychildhoodghosts #myfleetingexistence #myfatheadache #myunexploredidentities #myendlesshame

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[xanaxfarts]

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[kknyght]

asking my lady if i've been a good knight despite falling off my horse twice during the tournament (my armor is covered in mud and i look fucking stupid)

[faunem]

no weapons against me shall prosper

[willjulep]

Knights love it when you make increasingly ludicrous demands for them to prove their fealty. Struggling against overwhelming odds where the only light they find in the darkness is the promise of returning to your side victorious and just a little broken is like treats to them.

[priestessofdeath]

[whitenightswhiteknights]

love is found in bruised knees and calloused hands and starry eyes and-

[knightclubbing]

hey um so your boyfriend got stuck in my moat again... yeah he tried to siege me again. can you come pick him up. before he gets eaten by the saltwater crocodiles. I'd do it myself but it's kind of gross in there and i dont wanna get eaten by saltwater crocodiles :/

[twitchyglitchy]

SHHH you can't say that word it gets the knights riled up.

You gotta spell it out, Q-U-E-S-T. Don't just say the word out loud.

[crossedblade]

Knights with body modifications, please.

Knight with a house crest carved into their backs. An order where all members have their tongues pierced with a jewel that burns should they lie. Body modifications that are not even possible outside of fantasy.

[sunlitsuggestions]

oh beloved i am caught imagining your face tipped to meet the sun

[speakingspirals]