cottagewhore

idk be gay do crime very sapphic || 18+ || very aussie

[nudityandnerdery]

[hamishlinklaters]

[uxoriousdyke]

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[ysolt]

[punkbutch]

reverse version too 🩷💜💙🤝❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

[wednesdaythesecond]

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

[foone]

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!

[best-of-memes]

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[ocmerunaway]

fc 1: Sam Sloyan, li: Kiki, show: Sirens

fc2: Carla Gugino or Julia Ormond, li: dealers choice, show: Sirens

Okay so answering this one at a time, and you get all 3 for Kiki, because she deserves better.

Meet: Tamerlane 'Tammy' Keane-Greene Tamerlane is one of the first to really help Kiki, one of the first to see through the bullshit lies she tells to protect herself. She's also the one to show Kiki the most affection, even when everything else happens. Even when Simone tries to take over. It's easy though, in the end, for Tammy to break down all the lies, show the world just how badly Kiki had been treated. All she needs now is to work out what she actually wants when it comes to Kiki.

Meet: Sadie Jones Sadie Jones has always hated Kiki's husband. It's that simple. So when Sadie walks in on the photographer breaking Kiki's heart, she's quick to reassure her that she too had seen what happened, that Simone had not betrayed her, only her husband. It takes time, truly, to convince Kiki to believe her, it takes a long time for Kiki to let her buy her freedom from the man, buy the aviary, buy the house, sell off the man's belongings. The man will leave in the end and Sadie will finally be free to move into Kiki's life, even when her husband wants the house for himself, he won't get it.

Meet: Juliet Montague

Juliet Montague, the worst nightmare for Kiki's husband, but she has never cared about that. So, when Kiki shows up on her doorstep, pale, trembling and clearly frozen, she pulls her inside. She had always known this could happen, but she's also always had a plan for revenge. So when the divorce papers arrive, she coaxes Kiki to sign them, then chooses to marry the woman herself, suing the man for the damage done to the woman she loves, the two fighting him side by side. Simone crawls back to Kiki but even then Juliet sees her for what she is... a desperate, lonely girl. She pays the girls ticket home then works, once and for all, on saving Kiki from her worst habits, her desperate need to rehabilitate people.

[prettysheepy]

Want to trap somebody's head between my thighs and grind myself down on their tongue until Im whimpering and begging and they're holding me down by my hips so I can't run away and all I can think about is how badly I need to cum again

[goryhorroor]

horror women + smoking

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

[esoanem]

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

[lunamargarita]

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

[definitelynotclayface]

Female presenting gkpmnipples

[evilkitten3]

what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?

[astrophysicist-not-princess]

No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French

[cipheramnesia]

Okay but where does Knot go?

[finalgirl-nihilbliss]

I have a few ideas about where knot goes.

[cipheramnesia]

[girlnextdoorxxx]

My tits are pretty and everything i say is right

[princess-ish-shit-deactivated20]

i could be sitting on someone’s lap looking this hot and feeding them fucking grapes

*sigh*

it’s a shame i’m not

[saintmusemp3]

blah blah blah i need to get fucked so good i forget what i was crying abt or whatever. something something thank u butch daddy for fucking my worries away or whatever