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| Call me Archaeo | 26 | she/they | Madelyne Pryor did nothing wrong | They tell me "this is your home" as the desert decays my bones

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[programmerhumour]

Finding this in the server room made my day

[swarnpert]

my workplace deadblow

[coffeeandspentbrass]

Man, I miss Mjolnir. My old 5lb sledge welded to a 12in steel pipe

[carby]

My engineer slapped this on when our IT department issued guidance on proper disposal of HDD/SSD storage

[phenanthreneblue]

@zachariah-trench this made me think of you SO hard.

[citree]

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

[citree]

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Did not mean to add the lizard 😐

[citree]

Ok happy birthday trans people x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨🎈🎉💕✨🫶🏳️‍⚧️💙🤍💖🎉✨🌟And also this lizard!!!!🦎🏳️‍⚧️💕🎉

[flightyquinn]

you know something? the "battery acid spaghetti" post is the perfect example of why you couldn't do lovecraftian horror set in the modern day. because all it would take is one person posting, "i am going to attempt The Ritual" followed by "update: oh my god, The Horrors"

first you'd get the people going, "what horrors, op?" "op, tell us about the horrors." "we would like to see the horrors"

then you'd get someone going, "fine, if op wont show us The Horrors then im just going to do The Ritual myself!" ... "update: oh my god, The Horrors"

and after that it would just be post after post of people attempting the ritual and reporting back that there are indeed horrors while other people refuse to believe it until they try it themselves

humanity would be over in like a day, tops

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[valtsv]

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

[valtsv]

like yeah the monster is a representation of your unresolved trauma and guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but it's also a real creature and it's going to fucking Get you

[yesplzbread]

cowpunk.

[soundsof71]

This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, so I had to learn more – and discovered that there’s also a cool story behind it! Photographer Jim Richardson in National Geographic tells all:

Today it’s time for confession and this is a pretty good picture to be confessing about. There I was in Scotland, just happily looking through the viewfinder of a Nikon N90 (sweet camera for the era) mounted on my 80-200 f/2.8 Nikkor sitting on a tripod, staring at Rusty and Tufty, two of the hulkiest Highland cattle I had ever seen. I was there photographing whisky country for National Geographic Traveler magazine and so I was in the Highlands town of Dalwhinnie, home of the eponymous whisky. Highland “coos” (as the Scots like to call them) are not exactly a profound photographic subject but I wasn’t feeling particularly profound, anyway. I just couldn’t think of anything better to point my camera at.

When suddenly, out of nowhere, this guy with Mohawk hair and a leather jacket walked into my viewfinder. I never saw him coming at all. Hardly had a chance to pop my head over the camera to see if what I was seeing in the viewfinder was, in fact, real when he pulled out a loaf of white bread and started feeding Rusty and Tufty, who seemed to be well acquainted with the drill. Recovering swiftly (I try to do that when good fortune rescues me from my general incompetence), I hit the motor drive and let it run.

[girldraki]

omfg i thought we were the only one 💔💔💔

[david-goldrock]

I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing

[deez-no-relation]

Explain

[david-goldrock]

The world's highest mountain is the most beloved, it is mount everest, the mountain that's farthest from sea level. If you connected the other two to everest by a slide and put a ball on everest, it will slide down to the other two (in a frictionless perfect world)

The world's tallest mountain is mauna kea, it's almost 4000 feet taller than everest if you measure from base to top, most of it is underwater though

The world's closest mountain to the stars is mount Chimborazo, it is both shorter and less high than the other two, but it is closer to the equator, so the bulge of earth makes it ever so slightly farther from the center, so it is closer to the stars

So yeah, 3 ways to measure, 3 results

[casavanse]

Earth is weird

[greatwyrmgold]

Everything is weird. Earth is just the place we know the most about.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also Denali, the tallest mountain from base to peak that is not partially underwater, and Kilimanjaro, the tallest free-standing mountain

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I can’t believe we’re doing a site-wide retrospective on Dr. Roberta Bobby tweets and nobody’s mentioned the all time greatest one:

[prettygirlgoesnowhere]

even when

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[storyweavingspider]

Y’know, if tumblr wasn’t so racist, Gustafson from Jingle Jangle would’ve become a tumblr sexyman like instantly

He’s a fucking live action onceler except actually attractive

[storyweavingspider]

Rb this you cowards I’m right

[andnowanowl-deactivated20260413]

Comparing a guy who can actually sing and dance and dress well to the Onceler feels unfair to this character.

[storyweavingspider]

That’s true but there’s also an alternate dimension with a less racist tumblr where we were subjected to endless g spot jokes about this character

[andnowanowl-deactivated20260413]

I wish. At least this guy looks like he actually knows where that is.

[storyweavingspider]

Jingle Jangle is one of my favorite movies despite technically being a “Christmas” movie because damn near everything about it is impeccably executed.

Afro-Victorian outfits???

Clockpunk magitek done well???

And the choreography and songs are all amazing and far above what I’d expect from a Netflix “Christmas” movie.

Legitimately even if you don’t like Christmas movies, please take a moment to watch at least this video. It pulls from multiple historic Black dance and music styles and is truly one of the best pieces I’ve seen. The entire movie is well worth it but at least treat yourself to this.

[danepopfrippery]

Idk about this movie (first I'm hearing of it) but excuse me ‘looks like he knows what that is’ PUT RESPECT ON KEEGAN KEY’s NAME

I also genuinely didn't know he'd been doing more musicals which I fricken love but he was in Schmigadoon and he was great in it

[diserbillyti]

Been playing a lot of "psychological horror" games lately, and man

nonschizophrenics will simply never understand that "what if it was all in the person's head?" will never be scarier than a monster that actually fucking exists.

oooh what if you're crazy :o what if you hallucinate a goobly gobbler? well mate you fucking deal with it. rent's due monday. but an actual real goobly gobbler coming for my gnuts? that's different.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[goryfluff]

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