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23y/o. Erudite-Ravenclaw. || Just a blog for fun ^^ You can usually find me on @SlashingDisneyPasta or @imaginewarehouse

[kdramamilfs]

'i cant believe shes 50 shes still so beautiful' 'she hasnt aged one day past 30' 'how is she STILL gorgeous??' you people are so weak. how about aging is hot and signs of age are sexy and shes getting more attractive every year. how about that

[die-rosastrasse]

Various stars & moon details from my gouache paintings 🌙✨

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[monstersholygrail]

Hero!Tentacle Monster has been staying at your inn for the last few weeks now, recovering from his last quest. And he will not stop flirting with you.

Every time you come into his room to serve food or help change his bandages you’d barely last a minute before feeling his wandering tentacle. It made you jump every time while he acted like nothing was happening.

As if it was seeking out the warmth of your cunt on its own, curling around your thick thigh and making its way up to your hot, often dripping, core. It became instinctive at this point. Whenever you’d walk into the room your pussy would tingle and flood with the beginning signs of arousal.

His tentacles always teasing, flicking over your slit before oh so slyly pushing past the seam of your undergarments and coating its wriggly length in your essence. No matter how much you squirm or whatever moans slip out he never acknowledged it or went much further.

Then when you finally dared to bring up the elephant in the room of what he was doing with his tentacles he’d simply tease you about it. His eyes would light up and a grin would play on his lips. A few of his tentacles would slip down to swirl around your entrance while others would suck on your clit.

Casually going on and on until you were weak in the knees, your mind slowly forgetting what you were confronting him about.

“Are they now? They must think you need saving from a painful celibacy,” he’d say, pure arrogance dripping him his tongue.

The more weak you got over his exploding tentacles the more cheeky he became.

“You know they really have a thing for damsels in distress. And baby you look mighty distressed. If only there was a hero strong enough to save you.”

Just when you were about to cum from the dual stimulation he’d cough. Which would then trigger a groan from the pain in his ribs. An excuse, a lame excuse at that, to pull his tentacles away from your sopping sex to cover his mouth instead. Said it was only good manners in front of a lady.

Though he wouldn’t bother to be slick when he’d then pop them straight into his mouth. Not even thinking to stifle the way he moans at the taste.

No, he’d be more than shameless with that. Licking each and every one of his tentacles clean of your juices. You’d try to resume your duties after but his hungry gaze kept making you shiver in delight.

“You’ve been doing this for weeks now, you know. There’s gotta be more than one way to cure a hero,” he quips suggestively, eyes raking down your luscious curves.

You have to rush out of his room instantly before you do something rash and start riding the injured hero’s tentacle cocks like your lives depended on it.

Only for you to hide back out in your own room and pleasure yourself for hours on end. Coming over and over to the thought of him. Yet the ache remained knowing nothing would quite hit as good, as deep, as his tentacles.

What was worse was the following day when you’d walk in to see his smug self-satisfied grin. Knowing without a doubt what you had been busy doing all night. Almost as if he’d slipped his tentacle into the walls and listened as you quietly moaned out his name with each orgasm that took you.

But no, that wasn’t possible. Or was it?

Maybe his tentacle cocks were leaking, itching to be inside you, just as the memory. Then again, maybe they weren’t.

But at this point you couldn’t tell what was your slick and what was his as his girthy tentacle pushes your folds apart to ignite your pulsing nerves. Ruthlessly teasing and edging you to the brink where you simply couldn’t hold it back anymore.

You cum from him just suckling on your sensitive pulsing clit and the brutal glide of his massive cock fucking into you so deeply you practically became a spit roast. The smirk on his face mirrors your own thoughts perfectly. How pathetic.

Still you milked your orgasm for every last drop and this time when he pops it into his mouth you maintain eye contact. A mutual understanding and appreciation between you now.

By the time Hero!Tentacle Monster is all healed and his stay with you is over, the two of you know more about each other’s bodies than do about your respective practices.

You stand outside of the inn with him, hesitant to let him go as much as he’s hesitant to leave. Both of you just staring at each other as the sun begins to rise off the horizon. Suddenly a thought strikes him and he turns his back to you to retrieve a gift he prepared.

Though you don’t know what to think when he faces you with a large tentacle.

One that isn’t currently connected to his body.

“Use it when you miss me,” he explains softly, presenting you wish his detachable tentacle cock for you to keep. His lustful gaze pierces into your own as you gently take it.

You’re not quite sure what to do with it if you’re being completely honest. But you’re positive it’ll be fun to figure out.

“I shall come back for it soon. And for you,” he promises with a sense of honestly that shakes you, sealing it with a kiss that steals your breath away and makes his cock twitch and harden in your hands.

[darlingpassion]

Hey! I wasn't sure which blog to send this to but I have a question!

So you know how most of our OC's have a part of us?? Stuff we see in ourselves (Likes, dislikes, flaws, features, etc), things we wish we were, etc? I know at least mine are all like that, whether I meant to or not.

Well-

Which of your F/O's (or just characters you really really really love) would your OC's be into?? XD

(I'll start- Rena would o b s e s s over Wayne.)

You don't have to answer this, I just thought it was interesting to think about and figured I'd mention it XD Have a great day!! ^^

Ok now you HAVE to tell me who of your F/O's and favorite characters YOUR OC's would be into!!! I need to know more! Especially with Rena and Wayne! (Imagine Rena in the Bickerman Twins AU 👀)

So, let's see... I have way way way too many OC's throughout fandoms, so I'll just use the OC's I've already posted 😅

Ben Cottontail

... I feel like he might be into Tiffany. At least if he saw her from across the street when she's acting like a normal member of society. But he's also judging her choice of fashion. Cause he's a little bitch-

Would absolutely become a victim of Tiffany's. And he'd deserve it.

Hm... I can also see him thinking Baby is cute. Like if he was driving the car and picking her up off the side of the road? But he also would quickly get the weird vibes from her.

Low key thinks Jerry is handsome, but because he's close minded, he decided to be hateful and jealous about Jerry's looks and success. Because NO he is NOT attracted to a man at all!

Henry Foxworth

Oh he would SO be into Tiffany. And he ain't afraid of it... Granted his instincts are telling him that she's bad news... But a pretty lady needs a hand with her heavy luggage? How can he resist? (*cough* imagine this is how Henry met Rena? 🤭 he got bedazzled by her beauty first and offered a hand, but then when he caught up with his instincts and saw how crazy she was, he tried to ditch? 😅)

I bet he'd be into Harper Alexander, too 😏 cute country boy with a devilish smirk? Nice. Maybe they can get into all kinds of trouble together. Henry has his fair share of experience with seducing the ladies to get what he wants (see Poppy) so thats one thing he and Harper have in common.

Moony Wolf

Hm... Tbh im having a hard time thinking of who, if anyone, Moony would be attracted to 😅 he likes sweethearts and has a bit of a size difference kink (Poppy ruined him). And I'm not sure if my F/O's line with his tastes?

I can see him thinking Tiffany was pretty- he absolutely would punt Chucky for all his fat comments before getting Tiffany her favorite treat.

And Tinman is sweet, too... But his history with wolves? Its got Moony a bit nervous 😅

Shiny Weasel

Like Rena, Baby is a cutie. But she is so evil and insane that she and Shiny would hate fuck if anything.

Shiny would look Scroop up and down, and smirk at his attitude. She's never dommed a spider before, and she wants to see if she can make that little psycho beg for her attention. (She's a toon. She's shared a bed with all kinds of toons- humanoid and anthropomorphic. So she wouldn't be deterred by an alien).

Hmm... I'm not sure if she'd be attracted to Audrey II, but she definitely wants a duet with them. They're both hot as hell singers with voices that can make any person with a working set of ears melt! Its destiny that they collaborate!

Same with Russ! Only Shiny would absolutely fuck him. His eyeliner game is on point, and she k n o w s that tongue would feel amazing.

😏 oh Harper thinks he knows how BDSM works? "Oh you sweet innocent country boy... C'mere and let mama teach you a thing or two~"

Aww, Tinny is adorable... But a bit too intense for her liking 😅

Oooh Granny is a hottie though. She likes how just because he's more on the silent side doesn't mean he's shy.

She wouldn't mind a night with Tiffany or Jerry, either. But I can see her being on more platonic terms with them. Sure! She'll help out with Tiffany and her voodoo. Jerry, you better keep your eyes off her neck though.

Terry Ratt. T

As you know, Terry likes 'em big 😏 he would be looking up (and up, and up) at RJ and need a minute sucking on his cig before he can properly speak again.

Tinman is also a lot more intense then he's used to... But he could get along with the goober (affectionate). And its sweet how he fumbles over himself when he's nervous.

Harper is pretty... But ultimately not his type. And that's probably for the best.

And now a recent addition- Ratigan 😏 a bit too prim and proper for his taste. But hey, birds of a feather flock together, right? (Besides he's big too.) They can share cigarettes! "Y'better not complain 'bout my brand, though."

Poppy O'Hare

Since my inspiration for Shiny was Tiffany, I think its safe to say Poppy would also be into Ms. Valentine 🤭 just... Don't let her see the blood.

RJ is big and gentle with animals? Poppy's tail is twitching beneath her skirt.

Harper is also akin to a certain fox... But she has learned her lesson. He won't charm her so easily.

TINMAN!!!! Yes yes Poppy would be scared at first. But can you imagine these two?? Poppy sewing him covers for all his blade fingers in the DMD universe? Tinman protecting her? Knowing how timid she is and sees her as someone delicate to protect? Especially when she's so sweet and kind to him?? I KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANON, TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION!!!!

In a previous post I did say she would be intrigued by Scroop... but I dont think it would go any further on her part then scientific curiosity XD

👀👀👀 ok remember on your blog we talked about Ratigan and the Toon Patrol working together? I can't remember if I told you, but since Poppy is closely tied to them, she absolutely would have wound up meeting the Professor. Can you see these two sipping tea together and discussing their interests? Poppy with insects and Ratigan with mathematics and music?... I can see Poppy developing a crush on him.

.... She likes Audrey II's voice a bit too much-

Poppy thinks The Hessian is handsome, too. In that gothic fairytale way... untik he opens his mouth.

[wicked1will0sparkles]

Mmm, I have no idea who this anon is but oh well! They're nowhere to be seen 👀 I'm gonna respond ^^

First of all, Cottontail, get your ass away from Jerry. (Oh my god, Ben no-i-dont-find-him-attractive-he's-a-dick Cottontail vs Kingston Moony-i-dont-care-what-it-takes-you're-gonna-make-me-pregnant Kangaroo.) Tiffany, Baby, get him. (YES he IS A LITTLE BITCH!)

Ahh, Henry XD I should hate him but I just cant. RENAAA, PLEASE SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF- (oooh, I love that meet idea. So cute! Though I dunno how she got past his crazy meter XD This is a lot sweeter then the ways I imagined them meeting!! XD If you wanna hear about those, lemme know 😅😭 They are kinda angsty. You know; Rena being a crazy spiteful bitch and all. Just the usual)

Y E S ! I love Chucky but damn right he should be punted across town for the fat comments alone. The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed, cabbage patch kid ! (i love that phrase XD) Oh, Moony and Tin is intriguing though ! Maybe Moony can help Tin to learn some self respect. Tin can atone for the wolves 😭 Therapy husbands.

Oh g o d imagine Shiny has to deal with Rena a n d Baby one night 😭 ONE crazy blonde psycho milf is ENOUGH, goddamnit! She's trynna run a business here. 😏 So would Shiny help Tiffany out with sex magic? Friend to friend? Haha XD

Terry my love <3<3<3 I so wanna see him with the emotional husbands XD Anger issues showy husband Ratigan or cries-when-he-steps-on-an-ant Tin man. Terry's so chill, that would be so cute XD Plus the rat thing with Ratigan. That would be very cute. Do you think Ratigan would ever 'come to terms' with being a rat if he was with Terry or would he continue to call himself a mouse... in love with a very sensible rat? OH WAIT. What would Terry think of Granny? Granny kinda reminds me of Ryan and Wheezy sometimes 🤔😏 Wait wait wait- did you mention what Moony would think of Granny?

POPPY! Like I said in my comment, I d e f i n e t l y see the vision for TinPoppy that would be so sweet. Totally up Poppy's alley. He's gentle (or he wants to be), and he's psycho. do you see what i did there? I absolutely ship it XD RATIGAN AND AUDREY II AS WELL!! Oh my god yes. And Audrey II would love her, you know they would. She's so cute and easy to tease XD

Okay now mine 😅 I'm gonna do the Roderick, Rena and King. I would do Ryan too but I just cant see him romantically with anyone but May, or maybe King. Maybe Moony. But he'll never love anyone the same way he loves Maya ^^ This is a very loyal man.

King Roderick:

Oh god I've forgotten who all my f/o's are 😭

Scarecrow! Scare's endlessly fascinating, both physically and mentally. Rod loves figuring out new ways to fuck people+Scare and his devious brain will be useful in his court. Eventually Scare will be just a canvas bag and some straw at the bottom of the great tree Roderick and his people live in, but he'll be appreciated while it lasts. Thats all Roderick can offer (: Its not his fault if the straw man thought it would be forever. Perhaps he wasn't that smart ): Tragedy.

Dale. Rod would love toying with the cute young hot head. And he would absolutely charm the socks off of Dale, easy. Dale's used to Lyle and his sparing favour- completely the opposite to Roderick. He's got that easy charisma. Norman!! Dale is in danger!!

And DEFINITELY Slenderman. Slender would never get mixed up with Rod, but OH would the fae King try. All the time. Forever. He wants that tsundere eldritch creature's ass so. damn. bad.

Kingston Kangaroo:

Cruella and Mombi XD Kingston likes mean women. Especially with a sense of humour, so Mombi especially is right up his alley. (In fact, Balinda is right up his alley !) He would make an absolute dumbass of himself trying to charm her XD But he'd let Cruella insult him any day XD

"Wheezy you're a hot piece of man ass. I'm just saying, as a friend in a bind, you can fuck one out on me anytime." (W:) "ah... thanks,. man... " "What are friends for? RIGHT RYAN?" (R): "I'm not associated with this, I don't know you, I'm just trying to get coffee."

(The funniest part is that King is being completely genuine here.)

Wiress <3 I don't think this would be a romantic connection but Kingston appreciates that she is a god and adorable and smarter then anyone else he's ever met and he wants to watch her tinker for hours. He'll find her shit she's interested in just to watch her light up. She's s o different to Rena. Different to anyone he knows. He would feel so relaxed in her presence. She would honestly become his favourite person (apart from Ryan).

Rena Roo:

Like I said, Rena would love Wayne. And Dale. But more Wayne because he's easier to manipulate then Dale. I feel like Dale's a little uhhhhh... how to say... meaner? Tougher? I can get into this but it stems from 2 things: 1. He was the one who started it with Rose; Wayne just jumped onto the bandwagon and yes he made it worse but originally he was just gonna order. and 2. It seems like Lyle might be grooming Dale? Like a son? (bleh.) Whereas Wayne is allocated evil coffee delivery duties. AND, back to Rena, she appreciates a cute old man she can manipulate- especially the extra horny variety 😅 *cough* as for Jim, she wouldn't like him at all. She is a (beautifully) ageing woman and as we know- Jim is a creep and he likes younger women. She hates men like that, not because its gross (🙄), but because she cannot get to them. And it makes her feel old. godforbid. So in the Bickerman Twins AU, she would definitely t r y to get them both, initially-- but then realise and immediately recoil. Ew. Didnt need the set anyway~ (Kingston: Jesus christ Rena)

OTIS!! I know he's an ex f/o but I will always have a soft spot for him so he counts 😭 Otis is more dangerous then any drug, so of course she would risk her life for a chance at his dick any day. (Ryan, please stop her 😭)

Mombi and Cruella. Like King, she loves mean women ! She gets that from me XD

Annnnd thats all i can think of 😅 I'll probably think of more later but I'm tired ): I hope you had fun with this concept!!

I hope you have a good day tomorrow!! ^^

[drunkonm00nlight]

I did that for you.

THE ARTFUL DODGER | S1.E8 "Untapped Potential"

[nonexistentnull]

gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why you’re reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say “boyfriend” they actually said “boy friend”. every character will become aromantic when i’m done with them

[darkartfinds]

Artwork by Erika Kosmatka

[wizard-laundry]

heeppy hoolida

[unusual-suspects]

wizards house, bruno weber park, dietikon switzerland

[it-is-dark-again]

Back on the weird mermaid agenda

[talos-stims]

rain | source

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[tosety]

Oh, no, tsundere isn't the right term because we aren't trying to hide anything.

We're not about to leave you stranded but we really do think you're an idiot for getting yourself into the situation.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

[breebird33]

Free Pumpkins 🎃🌾✨

[unusual-suspects]

x

[suzieloveships]

Girls literally only want one thing

[trxckerjxcker]

;; kurt vonnegut, bluebeard ( INSP )