I’d Follow You To The Ends Of The Earth

21 | just a new marvel enthusiast; 🕸

[widowscourage]

this is just me welcoming my late self to the mcu side of tumblr 🖤

[marvelladiesdaily]

Black Widow dir. Cate Shortland | 2021

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Tony: You need cash? What do you need? I’ll grant you seventeen wishes

Peter: Isn’t is usually three?

Tony: Yeah but, [gestures vaguely] there’s a lot of issues here

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Tony: Who’s your favourite vampire?

Peter: The one from Sesame Street

Tony: He doesn’t count

Peter: I can assure you he does

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: So you like girls?

Kate: Yes.

Clint: And you like guys?

Kate: Yes.

Clint: What does that make you?

Kate: Bi.

Clint: I wasn’t done with this conversation.

[tomdutch]

if mr delmar’s not in the next trilogy and doesn’t feel a sense of deja vu when peter comes in asking for a number five with extra pickles and squished real flat then i don’t want the next trilogy

[supermarvelgirl15]

Okay, but hearing Doc Ock tell Tobey's Peter, “You are all grown up now, my dear boy,” made me cry my eyes out because it made me realize that I've also grown up since the first Spider-Man movies

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Laura Harrier: You’re driving on the wrong side of the road.

Tom Holland: Sorry, I’m english.

Jacob Batalon: I got this.

Jacob, shouting: OI! IT’S THE WRONG SOID OF THE ROADE YE WAS DROIVIN DOWN, INNIT?

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Michael B Jordan: My names Michael Jordan with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life-

Danai Gurira: Stop stop stop. Where?

Michael: Hm?

Chadwick Boseman: Where’s the B?

Michael: ThErE’s A bEe?!?!

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Donald Trump: *exhaled*

Chris Evans: do yOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Don Cheadle: What’d he do this time?

Chris Evans: Bitch gonna breath.

Brie Larson: He stay doing some annoying shit.

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

brie larson is only 29 and already so powerful imagine how powerful she’ll be at like 50

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Cop: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a motorcycle.

Chris Evans: Wait, did you say three?

Cop: Yeah, there’s three o-

Sebastian Stan: Oh no…

Cop: What?

Anthony Mackie: Scarlett fell off!

[thats-some-tea-sis]

Lmfao imagine you’ve lost your dog and you’ve been looking for it for ages so you go on instagram and find out that fucking spiderman has your dog I’m laughing so hard right now

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

This is like the beginning of a wattpad story from 2014

[widowscourage]

Steve: Everyone take a breath. You’re overreacting because this world is addicted to crisis. It’s like one those Hurricane Katrina dogs that won’t let anyone pet them anymore. But the point is, the world is in what we can only hope is decent shape, this doesn’t have to be a big deal.

Peter Parker: *confidently* I wrote a paper on those dogs.

*everyone stares at in confusion & silence*

Steve: *continues like nothing happened* We have worked hard all year to save-

[widowscourage]

Peter Parker: Everything is terrible.

Nat: Have you been doing watching “Dance Moms” again?

[widowscourage]

Tony: What the hell are you three doing?

Ned: We were just…

Shuri: …about to…

Peter: …set this mark on fire! Why did I have to go third?

[widowscourage]

Tony: Steve, you play the role of my father.

Steve: I don’t want to be your father.

Tony: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.