Artemisia's Judith

sarah/24/she Hi! My talent is being a depressed fool and my greatest wish is to live in a hut in the woods

[adz]

[nozomi-kaizoku]

[anton--rayne]

"a toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know" NOT ME! i can answer all the questions the kids ask me through the power of communism and historical materialism unlike you

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[griipysockgang-deactivated20241]

You’re either meowing with me or meowing against me

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[syn4k]

[philateli]

free museums my absolute beloved. nothing beats a free museum. you can walk in and out and see stuff and have a blast and all for FREE

[bakwaaas]

mary oliver I’ll be honest I have not endured loneliness with grace

[kalimaxxing]

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

[kalimaxxing]

not again

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way

[circumgutter]

[silentstar]

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[byjove]

Thanks for the book recommendation but I am actually reading all texts chronologically and geographically by region. Currently on 4th century BC in western China. No, no, not an intimidating undertaking. Very interesting stuff. Lots of in-fighting in the royal family. Many princes to keep up with. I’m sure I’ll eventually get around to the Americas and read my way to that Colleen Hoover book you suggested.

[junglejim4322]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ok ill be over in a minny (new way of saying minute)