Get Down With Your Anxiety Ridden Self!!

27 (She/her) Please do enjoy yourself for I am a background blog that you shouldn't dwell on for unique humor.

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[teathattast]

[bunjywunjy]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[213x966]

It’s like I overthink my overthinking

[fedoraspooky]

Horrible slowly dawning realization that you are the blorbo

[the-haiku-bot]

Horrible slowly

dawning realization that

you are the blorbo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sobadbad]

FROZEN PLANET II 1.02 • Frozen Ocean

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[luidilovins]

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[kerink]

it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

[depsidase]

[datasoong47]

[i-am-a-fish]

I am sick. this sucks balls. my will is made of iron but my immune system couldn't keep up. I'm going to eat a pop tart and sulk for the rest of the day

[i-am-a-fish]

I had a creatively enriching day instead. can't even sulk right

[i-am-a-fish]

just cleaned my room >:(

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[xanaxfarts]

[dailycatsblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]