Art&stuff

Hi, my name is Wyrm and I do art & stuff. Occasional fandom stuff as well. Also that’s my pup tenshi in my header image!

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[official-lucifers-child]

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

[tinyphantomsalad]

it’s the desperation that’s missing

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[ownedbythevoid]

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

[weaver-z]

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

[killersbabe]

the great north south divide has once again struck my home. friends, where are you from and what do you call this fellow?

US south, mosquito hunter

US south, mosquito hawk

US north, mosquito hunter

US north, mosquito hawk

elsewhere in the US, mosquito hunter

elsewhere in the US, mosquito hawk

I call it something else (elaborate in tags)

I'm from outside the US and we call it this: (tell me!)

Voting ended onNov 21, 2023

[sainamoonshine]

This is a “maringuin”

[kaelio]

Crane fly????

[haganez]

i think of this video once a week

[89thalice]

Transcription: A man stands in front of the camera with the caption “A story time from when I was a girl” next to him and trans flags adorning the video. “Ayo, let me give y’all a story time. You know I’m transgender, I was born a girl I transitioned into a man but let me give y’all a story time from when I was a girl. So, me and all my stud friends, we getting ready to go to this party we all dressed in all white.  One of my friends decided like, ‘Ay y’all, let’s all wear our straps to the party.’ So we all dumb, ‘Aight, bet!’ So, we all wear it to the party. We get to the party, it’s a basement party, back in the day, you know what I’m saying, so, nobody can really see. So, this girl get to twerking on me, she feeling me, giving me her number, dadadadada (said to mean etc.) We meet up after the party at her house, me and all my friends. So, we all go into seperate rooms dadadadada. So, we did what we had to do. So, I ain’t talk to shawty for like, two and a half months and I get a random text from this number like, ‘Yeah, like I been trying to call you and talk to you.’ And I’m like, ‘For what?’ you know what I’m saying, [I’m trying to] ignore you, like, it was a one night thing. She’s like, ‘Yeah, I’m pregnant and it’s your baby dadadadada…’ And I’m like, ‘Shawty, I’m a girl.’ and like, showing her pictures of like, what, me in a sports bra. No, she like ‘No, that’s your sister I’m not stupid I know who I had sex with that night.’ Um, so, to this day I got a child out there. Hey son-”

[pogasm]

finally. the first transmasc absentee father

[miiamin]

diversity win, cis men no longer have monopoly on absentee fatherhood!

[jellogram]

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

[jellogram]

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

[bix46]

I saw the opposite of this horse

[jame7t]

The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside

[evilwizard]

*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker

[eva-does-their-best-deactivated]

But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it...

[evilwizard]

stop that!

[fuckyeahyoga]

[girafacong]

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

[adamsmasher]

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

[valtsv]

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

[hotvampireadjacent]

Awww I love cute girls

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[atombombtom]

we studied this post in my english lit course

[osailorboy]

x

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

i would legit listen to a whole album of ambient music made like this

[spoopywitchboy]

And the album has to include the purring and “mow!” Sounds

[thecraftingfox]

I could listen to this for hours!

[starbuck-7]

this cat purring and mrah-ing at this board is the only meditation music I need until the end of time

[eirenical]

…omg. YOU CAN BUY THE TRACK. XD The kitty’s person is selling it on bandcamp. AMAZING. *drops some money in the tip jar, runs off with a sweet meditation track*

alright go support your local ambientkitty 🐱https://t.co/AhDHrOJ79i

— 🪙 QRTR 🪙 (@qrtrmusic) September 30, 2019

[crevicedwelling]

a meeting of creatures…

[crevicedwelling]

some context from Twitter preceding this historical and entirely uneventful moment

[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[deliciouspaintthinner]

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

[sandersstudies]

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[hearteyes-wheeler]

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

[corrucyst]

[saltyclass]

Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.

Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.

[dimsilver]

thought y’all should know that since tumblr is collectively pregaming the ides of March, when you make an original post with the ides of March tag, tumblr gives you a little celebratory shower of knives :))

[cordeliakinda]

now in gif form: