Consequently, inconsequential

You can tell a great deal about someone by simply examining their interests

[catchymemes]

[littlenobodys-corner]

[knyareth]

[catfemme-deactivated20240817]

So was anyone gonna tell me that the cancellation of Invader Zim led to ATLA's creation or was I supposed to find that out from the tv tropes website at 2 in the morning

[catfemme-deactivated20240817]

[hieronymus-botch]

[secondclassvines]

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

The wait was so so worth it

[insertepithethere]

This changed me as a person

[postmastered]

@ambreiigns

[wadey-wilson]

mark ruffalo is on our side

[androgyne-angel]

[jturn]

sell it bob

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

the pun “this post is pushing me to the limit” truly went underrated af

[funeraljorts]

Please reblog with the age when you knew you were Trans or Nonbinary

My parents think that everyone knows right away when they’re little, or their parents know or something. I need to know for myself what others experience.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

[willusee]

That fucking vanishing joke is hysterical and brilliant

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[capnsoapy]

[neilcicierega]

[pumakaji64]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

[theycallmedanismiles]

DISGUSTANG

[chlmera]

oh my god?

[adistraughtthought]

[willusee]

She was actually on Stan Lee’s Superhumans where they tested her against seven men. The highest they got was 115 decibels and only by all seven shouting together were they able to hit 120. Then she nailed that range by herself casually right after.

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

how do you guys say rn in your heads

put it in the tags if you want

[vulture-jack]

i legit forget that “aeiou” is how people write the vowels out sometimes and i see “aeiou” and my brain immediately goes the fuck off like AEYOU. AEYOU. EBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBBRBRBRBRRB QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

JOHN MADDEN

[charlesoberonn]

The “Behold! Plato’s man!” moment is that much funnier when you remember Diogenes was a malnourished bum and Plato was an Olympian wrestling champion (that’s how he got his name, his wrestling coach named him Platon, meaning broad)

Imagine a dirty skeleton of a man burst into the lecture of the buffest philosopher in town to throw a plucked chicken on the floor.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

plato’s cave suddenly loses all of its allegorical meaning and becomes a jock telling neets to go outside

[willusee]

Now Im imagining Plato as PC Principal from Southpark

[catchymemes]

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