A Lonely Comet

“I have been loved, Edward told the stars. So? said the stars. What difference does that make when you are all alone now?” -The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[lovrboyx]

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that

[peoplematchingartworks]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[flutterdicemain]

reblog to reblog this post from the person you reblogged it from

[the-gershomite]

Mouse Guard characters by David Petersen

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[regalun-street]

Real.

[melffart]

NANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Forgive me.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

only if you forgive me

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[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

His world now

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[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

i am so sorry for this

[lochneddmonster]

Where the FUCK is he?

[demilypyro]

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[anxietyproblem]

[stellagibson]

[mulder-isms]

[mrsfoxmulder]

I love the Yellow Pajama Pants™️ even more than I love the Red Speedo™️

❤️<💛

[mrsfoxmulder]

GASP. 😍

[cannibalchicken]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[wiltingstardust]

Someone left a bad review about me at work and used the term "pissed toddler" which I'm 99% sure is because I'm so short. Also ironic that IM the "pissed toddler" when they literally were shouting at me about their food being late and were demanding it off their ticket and all I did was tell them it wasn't fair for them to be speaking to me in such a rude manner just because their food was late. I may be a server but I am an adult at the end of the day and so I will not be disrespected regardless of my position. If you think it's okay to speak down on me then it should be okay for me to defend myself. Just because you're the customer doesn't mean you're entitled to verbally abusing me and speaking to me like I'm a dog and not a human. Then to add insult to injury you want to refer to me as a toddler because I, AN ADULT WOMAN, who happens to be short, DEFENDED MYSELF against yall trying to tag team and harass me. WHATS INSANE IS I WAS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING POLITE I said "I understand that you're frustrated about your food not coming out, but I just feel it's unfair for you to be speaking to me in such a rude manner" and that set them off. Hilarious because it reminds of how when someone thinks youre talking back just because you're explaining things. People just fucking hate servers for some fucking reason. Which is crazy cause bruh what do we do to you? They expect you to be entertaining, accommodating, attentive but not too attentive, but also make sure you tend to their every need, also make sure to be smiling and only smiling with ONLY a chipper attitude. Oh and mistakes??? You. can't. make. any. Spill a drink? Bad service. Wobble a plate while placing it down? Bad service Forgot to bring ketchup? Bad service Forgot the lemon for their water? Bad Service Put a lemon with their water they did not want? Bad service. It's always the little shit. It'd be one thing if it was like extremes but it never is. I'm tired of being a server I want to be something else but living in a small town like this that shit is hard unless you know people. I'm just tired of the public man

[parakindo707]

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