Annoying? Moi?

29 years old and tired | i don't really give a damn about pronouns but if y'all insist: her/she | also my whole page is a mess, but go and help yourself🎈

[beardedmrbean]

[screechingfartdinosaur]

[simicseathief]

Hello, I would like to order a “reliving my repressed trauma” with a side of unspeakable horrors.

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspaderspulloutmethod]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

[old-world-bird]

I regret nothing

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Still one of my fav GTA videos

[winter-wise]

Verso deliberately ensured he'd keep his scar from Renoir as a visual reminder of his decision to stop working with Renoir and therefore a sign that Verso had chosen his own path, versus the fact that Verso in Maelle's ending has no scar over his eye, representing his loss of autonomy in Maelle's 'perfect' painted world.

[winter-wise]

The irony of Maelle choosing to portray herself as nondisabled and without scars in the Canvas is that the Canvas is much better on disabled rights and scars than the real world.

Gustave's prosthetic is useful, but it's also visibly skinnier than his right arm - it's not trying to make him appear nondisabled, it's there to do what he needs it to do, and in the swimsuit skin you can see the scars on his stump, which he clearly isn't bothering to hide.

Both Real and Painted Renoir keep their need for a cane.

Verso and Painted Renoir both opt to keep their facial scars even though they could easily get rid of them.

Verso explicitly states that he doesn't like Painted Alicia hiding her scars.

Sciel wears a crop top even though this means showing a very obvious scar on her body.

Jules states that he might go blind like his father, but he doesn't state this as a horrifying thing, it's simply a something he knows might happen to him.

If Maelle had ended up in Lumiere with her scars and her disability, she'd have probably ended up being treated with more understanding and dignity than in the real world, because Lumiere is a dying city with a population problem which means that it cannot afford to discount the worth of its disabled citizens.

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[viralfrog]

[kaijuno]

[immortalbeingz]

[email protected]

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[ninasnon-sense]

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

[luninosity]

OH MY GOD

WATCH THIS. PLEASE.

[kenderfriend]

Lolololololoooooooolll ❗️❗️❗️

[fromchaostocosmos]

do you think that the guy playing he-man is wearing some kind of muscle body suit or those are his real muscles

cause like i don’t think a real person could look like that

also what an awesome ad good music choice too

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

It’s a body suit! You can see some of footage showing how they did the costumes and makeup here:

Also for everyone in the notes wondering what the hell this is even advertising because they’ve never heard of Big Money Supermarket, the UK is really big on comparison shopping websites for things like utilities and insurance plans, to the point where many sites have nationally identifiable actors and mascots that would be culturally equivalent to the GEICO gecko or Jake from State Farm in the USA (the difference being that these UK sites are giving you rates from multiple companies at once).

Incidentally, the main Big Money Supermarket ad campaign right now centres around Dame Judi Dench basically reprising her role as M in James Bond, running an all-female team of purple-clad super spies who go on missions to save people money on their insurance policies. It’s all a bit naff but also fair tbh because I if you’re gonna be stuck in a late stage capitalist hellscape, you might as well invite Dame Judi Dench to do the entertainment.

[connorgavinarmy]

📷 (c) ClancySPCS

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my face every time i see this scene

[winche-xon]

I know he's the fandom's pathetic rat bastard but every time I see this I'd go

[nablastria]

「Sunrise over Jericho」

headcanon: if Jericho was never attacked, then the RKs would just talk all night by the control room and watch sunrise together uwu

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

POV: You are Simba

[drtanner]

Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.

[ceekari]

you know the camera is going down, so you’re just guessing which dog it’s gonna be

until suddenly you know

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[sawdust-emperor]

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

[dreamyhopes]

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 asking for help // 01.09