Wise_writer_girl

Multifandom, from MCU to SPN to 9-1-1 to Taylor Swift! Find me on ao3 under the same name! No thoughts, just vibes!

[lasagnatheory]

why did buck get dumped because tommy thought he was going to end up with someone else instead and then directly after that he went to eddie’s house where eddie had just decided to embrace joy and eddie opened the door with no pants on and smiled and smiled and smiled (with no pants on) while they drank beers on the couch together. and then the next season tommy told buck that the someone else he had implied buck would end up with was eddie. and then scoffed at the idea of eddie being straight. meanwhile they’re in the guys house. (but it’s not his because he’s a renter.) and then they haven’t followed up on that yet

[recomvery]

Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

[my-2nd-account]

These two kids in eachother's faces:

[wise-writer-girl]

and one fanmail later, all of a sudden the league is tryna get them out of each others' faces, like you can never win smh

[jewelcoatfish]

i just imagine the oldies at david’s mcgill hockey team is jealous as fuck like what do you MEAN his son and son in law are THE HOCKEY GUYS like the best ones. some of them tried to get their child to date a hockey player and didn’t even succeed but david hollander not only is the father of the best hockey player but also the father in law of the other best hockey player??? i swear he’s living the dream of some of his old teammates they hate to see a uni reunion coming

[hutsonwoolyums]

post-retirement Ilya goes on dancing with the stars and wins

[hutsonwoolyums]

The mirrorball trophy sits in their trophy room and Ilya teases Shane that he’ll never have one. Shane gets so annoyed even though he turned down the offer to be on the show.

[lesbianeddiediass]

Buck is a 9/10 for everyone except for Eddie. He bakes, he cooks, he is a hero with a big heart, he's great with kids. The list could go on. Unfortunately for everyone else, he's also in love with Eddie. So he's only a 10/10 for Eddie because Buck doesn't actually want anyone else, only Eddie.

[sylvies-kablooie]

whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

[clubsdeuce]

anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

[joshus-lobster]

Your Honor, OP tossed a live grenade in on purpose.

[clubsdeuce]

i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it

[tv-opinion]

i love ilya because he was texting shane shit like “can’t wait to be deep in your asshole💜” twirling his hair and blushing at his phone like he’s shakespeare

[thestuffedalligator]

The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

[sindri42]

I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.

[omicronus-1326]

Grimm's Anatomy

[anthonycrowley]

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

[slate-cactus]

ah so THAT'S where Nero Wolfe 2001 has been all this time

[aint-love-heavy]

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

[athenadark]

and they knew what to do with a word they didn't know

fuck this - I'm going to start using twenty dollar words, lets see how they react to words like concupscience and yonic

[thewindmillisoutoforder]

one day a rookie is gonna flirt with yuna hollander not knowing who she is. her response will be "oh i'm flattered but you are young enough to be my son who, by the way, will KICK YOUR ASS in this next game." and during the game he will get slammed into the boards at approximately the speed of sound.

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[wise-writer-girl]

shane hollander

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[jewelcoatfish]

one night when shane falls asleep before ilya and ilya was scrolling on his phone shane suddenly jerks awake and before ilya could react shane turns over to him and whispers “oh thank god” in an almost raspy voice and glues himself around ilya who is still very confused until shane speaks again in his sleepy voice “i was so scared you wouldn’t be here when i wake up” and falls right back asleep.

he does not remember any of this the next morning

[hardlyhinged]

Op’s tags

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]