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Not today Justin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
Discoholic 🪩
Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
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izzy's playlists!
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So for the majority of my blogs it is a mix of NSFW and SFW. If you are underage OUT. Right now! Nope nope nope! Shoo!
HI! This is Lilith Vallent ROLE PLAY page! There is a lot of info about her that will be pinned here but as for now here is a mood board!
Making a note since I had forgotten I REALLY try to get back to folks fast I pinky promise but if I can’t or if something happens usually it takes a day but IF it will be longer which is a rare case I will let you know!
I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that
Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D
crying rn because peter steele can’t be my daddy
Hannibal's predacious nuzzling when he's in his element, either with his mate or his prey.
That's it. It has my heart.
*chewing at the bars* Shall we speak of the dichotomy of animal and human??
I WANT PREDATOR NUZZLES!!!!!! I WONDER IF HE HUFFS LIKE A TIGER! WAAAAHGGG
Apparently he growls like a lion 🦁
WAAAAAAHHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG this made my whole day heehee
Hannibal's predacious nuzzling when he's in his element, either with his mate or his prey.
That's it. It has my heart.
*chewing at the bars* Shall we speak of the dichotomy of animal and human??
I WANT PREDATOR NUZZLES!!!!!! I WONDER IF HE HUFFS LIKE A TIGER! WAAAAHGGG
So awkward to not be a crier. I’m out here like “wow that is so sad :|”
Me hearing genuinely devastating news: Wow. Wow wow wow. Wowie wow. Yeesh. That's no good, huh. Wow.
Me hearing horrible news:
Well…..
HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT
i hauve a cold
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
One of my favourite things when reading fanfiction is when you click with an author's style so much that you adore the fanfiction you're reading, and once it's over you need more. So you go to their page and hope that there's more for any fandom you might know- only there isn't any. They've written for other fandoms you aren't familiar with and never would've thought about before.
But you're down so bad for their style and talent that they got you wading in like:
asjkdfbgn adding @toast-the-unknowing’s tags:
I have watched my readers go from Twilight to RDR2. It’s insane. And I’m like 🥺❤️
I legit get SAD when my dresses don’t have pockets. I’ve looked for them and my husband sees me go all:
🥺
“No pockets.”
Husband: well it HAS to have pockets.
When people say you can't buy happiness it means hoarding wealth isn't going to fulfill you because you will be a miserable person with no genuine connections.
They didn't mean someone with financial stability will be less happy than someone who is living pay check to pay check.
Yes but people weaponize this phrase to make poor people think they should be grateful to be poor.
My husband and I struggled. We made ends meet. But before he was doing really well. We struggled especially with me being disabled. We’re very lucky to have had our shit and choices pay off but we worked hard to get here. However. Yea. It does. Because without it we’d be REALLY poorly off. Money doesn’t *buy* happiness in the sense of disgusting amounts. But STABILITY does: and financial stability does.
“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
I made witch soups in my garden
what did you pretend to be when you were a little girl
bride
witch
princess that refused to marry
knight
wizard (harry potter style)
wizard (non harry potter style)
delinquent gang member
archaeologist (indiana jones/the mummy style)
minecraft
barbie doll torturer
i was bald and drank vanilla extract
No wolf option?????????
I need a cat option
When I was a teen in a horrific household. I was in the library more than my home. The library saved my life.
“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
I made witch soups in my garden
I made crayon shaving potions. Because they were happy colors and I’d be able to make happy potions.
….. yes in fact I was NOT a happy child.
Looking back it was so funny how high school teachers would pull the "you won't be able to get away with stuff like this in college, your professors expect you to be serious" or any hint that college is a Deeply Serious place.
One year in college I took a summer class on The Canterbury Tales because the super rad professor from my "Saints, Whores, and Warriors: Women of Medieval Europe" class was teaching it and convinced me that learning all the dirty jokes in Chaucer would be a rad way to spend the summer (she was correct).
Anyway, the university assigned us a modular classroom, or a trailer, and she was pissed. It was summer semester, you really couldn't find one classroom on this whole campus for 15 freaks reading Chaucer? Really? So she decided to move the class to the little 1890s house on the other side of campus where the English department was and we could enjoy the nice former living room/dining room for the summer.
She leads us on our trek across campus, not really paying attention to us. We file inside and get seats around the table as she is unpacking her bag and getting set up. Finally she turns around to see all 15 of us eating one of these
"What the...fuck? How? Where did you all get popsicles?" Total bewilderment.
Someone explained that the GRE test prep people where handing them out to students. Her reaction was "well this is unacceptable." And she went and demanded one of her own and we all enjoyed a frozen treat as we discussed the finer point of the Knight's Tale in middle English.
Not to be confused with the time a kid showed up like 20? 30? minutes late for a different English class with the excuse "sorry, there is a bouncy castle outside and I lost track of time" to which the professor responded "There is a bounce house?! Class dismissed." and just fucking left.
I once had a psych teacher show up 20 mins late for class with 6 different Marie Calendar pies for us all to share, and then she put on the World Series and said no lecture today
“what’s the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?”
this is the best movie to ever exist and will never be beat
