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An anxious lady with tummy aches I’m being so brave about

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[queer-as-city-folk]

Ah a more practical use for this technology

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[rissahs]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Australians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[m-eltdown]

blowing kisses to the moon

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[anxietyproblem]

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[inyourmindfuzzz]

a collection

[guidancerune]

dose anyone want to smoke with me

[wewwo]

hi. your telephone is unplugged

[guidancerune]

then why can i hear you

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[enki2]

[beaft]

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

[beaft]

yesterday i was chilling with my friend and there was an ice cream van outside and every time the jingle played i'd look out the window and after the third time i did this my friend said, accurately, 'i think you want to get ice cream but you're scared of the ice cream man.' devastating

[kimpossibooty]