its wizard time :)

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[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i'm choosing to believe that the in universe reason for everybody swearing in adventure time now as opposed to before is that all the characters made the conscious choice to wait until finn turned eighteen

[smoochthewizard]

Arkansas is short for Arcane Kansas which is actually a major hub for wizards hidden away in the US. it's why most people forget about it's existence -- it's protected by mental wards to avoid interference from the government. after reading this you will forget it again. this cannot be helped

[oliviawebsite]

dudes trying to say theyre "sorcerers" yet they refuse to suck cocks and swallow cum 🤔

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

[the-fugitive-kaspy]

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

[james-silvercat]

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

[ghostie-pop]

@wilbursootsquared

[jame7t]

yoooo what if tumblr was a paramilitary mercenary group!! we could have squads for all the differb fando

[flagellant]

Shut the FUCK up before the evil wizards hear you and start getting ideas you sloppy mouse

[evilwizard]

evilwizard fandom grab your wands

[doctor-roman]

Wizards these days only ever cast spells, when was the last time any of you fucks did a ritual? An enchantment? A fucking invocation?

[commandtower-solring-go]

Any wizard born after 1993 cant ritual.... all they know is Tower, cast they spell, irk, be bisexual, drink mana potion and lie.

[brokenstick]

she ate

[candyspells]

best magical defense?

moat

Greater Baja Blast

wizard restraining order

Ketamine Ape

hat

Voting ended onJan 24, 2023

please

[candyspells]

best magical defense?

moat

Greater Baja Blast

wizard restraining order

Ketamine Ape

hat

Voting ended onJan 24, 2023

please

[podcastwizard]

brennan lee mulligan was right the true villain of dungeons and dragons is and always will be capitalism

[dwarf-posting]

THOUGH WE DWARVES HAVE A LOVE OF COIN, IT STEMS FROM A DESIRE AN’ APPRECIATION FER THINGS BOTH BEAUTIFUL AN’ USEFUL! WE MAY BE INDUSTRIALISTS, BUT WE’RE NO’ CAPITALISTS!

THOSE COASTAL WIZARDS AND THA BROTHERS OF HAS ARE WELCOME TA MEET THA BUSINESS END O’ ME AXE!

[podcastwizard]

can't play dnd any more so we're resorting to role playing wizards and dwarves on tumblr smh

[lap-wolf]

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

[insomniac-arrest]

Why do you live with the wolf from The Thing

[hersheychocolateworld]

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

i want subway

[catgirldick]

Ive got a footlong right here, nya!

[greek-orthodox-priest]

hey does anyone here wanna get baptized

[thistooisyuri-ttv]

Hot girl summer is out

Evil wizard winter is in

[soggycerealboy-deactivated20221]

[bookstoner]

The best ever episode of catfish

[laurakvstheworld]

I’ve seen this photo set a million times and I had no idea it was catfish. I thought this was from a scripted comedy show of some sort.

[sexygaywizard]

Another reason I get so pissy about people being like "well actually wizards are x y and z" on my shit is because you don't see me fucking going on to other people's posts and telling them their shit is wrong or that they need to follow my rules for shit. Because I respect that people can have their own interpretations of shit and express that within their own space. But people give me these dumbass lectures on my posts all the damn time! Make your own fucking post I don't want to see it

[sexygaywizard]

And after all the fucking posts I made about how I hate it yesterday I STILL got people in my inbox being like "well I think the difference between witches and wizards is" how much do you not understand I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT go make your own post I DONT care what you think. Are you fucking allergic to shutting up and minding your own business

[wizardpotions]

Seconding this if you do this on my blog telling me I'm a warlock or whatever the fuck I will block you because it's annoying and boring at this point.

[priest-exists-kinda]

pretty sure the only difference between witches and wizards is vibe and level of potion usage

I feel like wizards rely more on spells and witches sit in their cottage brewing potions and selling them for like,, beans and seeds

warlocks are leprechauns I will be taking no constructive criticism on that

[wizardpotions]

Shut the fuck up

[momento-morrigan]

I admire your willingness to just tell people straight up to shut the fuck up

[wizardpotions]

It's an incredibly powerful spell