You have been brought before the ORC BOYAR.
The ORC BOYAR seeks entertainment; perhaps this will be your chance to impress the ORC BOYAR?
Perform a dance for the ORC BOYAR by selecting two DESCRIPTORS of the ORC BOYAR's liking.
You perform a BONE MUSHROOM dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a CHEESE SPIKE dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a FAST BROTH dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a HOT CRUMB dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform the DESSERT STONE
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a LAKE MUD dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a ROYAL PIG dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a CAVE TROUT dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a ANVIL BREAD dance.
Your POINTED JINGLE SHOES begins to show wear from use! Bring the item the TOWN SMITH to repair it.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a DOG MOSS dance.
The ORC BOYAR seemed slightly interested.
You perform form a DOG DOG dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a MOSS MOSS dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a MOSS DOG dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a DOG MOSS dance.
The ORC BOYAR was sent into a rage.
ORC BOYAR: I have already seen DOG MOSS dance. Away with you!
A FERAL HOG appears to your LEFT.
A FERAL HOG appears to your RIGHT.
A FERAL HOG appears to your FRONT.
The FERAL HOG attacks you!
The FERAL HOG attacks you!
The FERAL HOG attacks you!
You have DIED. The world has been thrown into chaos.
Tip: The ORC BOYAR was once heard to have inscribed his favorite dance on a HIDDEN STONE in the DARK DWELLING.
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