HOW DO I JOIN THE WAR ON WIZARDS ON THE SIDE OF WIZARDS?
FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES. WIZARDS HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND BY VIRTUE OF BEING NOT BURIED. ANY VIOLATIONS OF THE WAR CONVENTION LOSE US THAT SHIT. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH BAD PRESS BECAUSE OF THE TELEPORTING BEAR INCIDENT.
SEND WIZARD BEAM ATTACK TO ANY SKELETON YOU COME ACROSS.
IF THERE IS DOOTING IN YOUR INBOX: TURN UNDEAD IS A GOOD DEFENSIVE SPELL. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FUCKING CAST TURN INTO UNDEAD.
THE WIZARD COUNCIL IS WORKSHOPPING THE NUCLEAR FIRE BLAST SPELL RIGHT NOW.
MAJOR IN MINECRAFT AND RESPECTING WOMEN. THAT IS ALL.






















