Wolfstar-things

just wolfstar things y’know headcanons text posts oneshots

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Peter: What’s in the suitcase sirius?

Sirius: Fire whisky.

James: Fire whisky?

Remus : You brought and entire suitcase full of fire whisky!?

Sirius: No…There’s mixers as well I’m not a savage.

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*James and Regulus kiss*

Sirius: What the actual fuck?!?

Regulus: Oh god

Sirius: You sick, sick…

James: Listen Siri…

Sirius: This is incest!

Regulus: No it’s not.

Sirius: Yes it is reg!!!

Regulus: *pointing between him and James* We’re not related.

Sirius: Oh and well i suppose that makes it ok then does it???

Regulus: Well it makes it not incest.

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SIrius: I remember that Snape was being a dick.

Mcgonagall: Sirius!

Sirius: I don’t like to use that word Minnie but it’s so hard to describe him any other way.

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Sirius: *walks in with loads of chocolate*

Sirius: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Remus: Merlin, i love you

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Sirius: I promise to give you the world

Remus: I already have you

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Sirius: Have a nice gay

Remus: did you mean day?

Sirius: *sitting on Remus’s lap* No.

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Sirius: But i love you

Remus: and i love you to but i also love chocolate, don’t ever try steal it again.

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Remus: You’re the love of my live, i love you and i would do anything for you.

Sirius: I want you to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night and eat 3 meals a day.

Remus: No, absolutely not.

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Sirius: Your gonna ace this test Rem.

Remus: Your saying that cause you love me and love has made you dumb

Sirius: I disagree, if anything love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I used the muggle thing to boil an egg?!?

Remus: that was big. I was really proud of you

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Marlene: don’t you just hate men sometimes? They are so useless!

Lily: Right? there terrible

Dorcas: 100%

Mary: Definitely.

James, Sirius, Peter:

Remus:

Lily: Not you Rem, your perfect.

The other girls: honestly, he is

James, Sirius, Peter:….Wh-

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*at some point when they left school*

Sirius: I wanna do something illegal

Remus: Marry me

Sirius: *smiling like an idiot* what?

Remus: *smirking* you heard me.

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*the marauders have a party the night before Sirius’s birthday*

Sirius: *waking up with a hangover* Ughhhh

Remus: *handing him a pepper up potion while laughing* Happy Birthday idiot.

Sirius: *taking it* Shut up.

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hc: remus and regulus were besties

Remus and Regulus: *studying in the common room*

Regulus: *falling asleep against Remus*

James and Sirius: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM!

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Sirius: Remus will you go on a date with me?

Remus: Of course *kisses him*

Sirius: …

Sirius: *blushing* I honestly didn’t think i would get this far.

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Head Cannon

Remus’s boggart used to be each one of his friends with scars al over them and ripped up clothes.

But after 31st October it changed to just the full moon since his friends where no longer there on the full moons.

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Ahhh halloween

Lily and James dead

Peter a traitor

Sirius framed for murder of his best friends

Remus all alone, hating himself for still loving the person who was thought to have killed his best friends

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Lily: You can preform the best spells in DADA but can’t control your boyfriends?

Remus: Trust me that is so much harder.

Regulus:*nodding* Mm-Hm.

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Sirius and James:*doing something stupid* YESSSSSSS