the little king

she/her!!! 23!!!! lover of worms!!! stupid idiot loser!!!!!!!!

[pickledturnips]

how it feels to find a bl*nde man attractive as a grown ass woman.

[dogpuppy]

[mino2aur]

[deadelated]

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[prokopetz]

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

[fallout-lou-begas]

if you'll consult the graph

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[vivienvalentino]

it’s always summer v winter bitches fighting for their life, where are the spring/autumn girlies, the moderate temperatures crowd, the transition period aficionados, the ‘sun is shining but the wind’s cold’ connoisseurs, the ‘decay and rebirth of nature’ devotees

[loveridden1999]

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

[capn-twitchery]

thank you gender gauntlet

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[byjove]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[baddingtonbitch]

that's what fanta bottles look like now? they look like they need to pee

[cultivatedwhimsy]

[dogpuppy]

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.