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@worthnothingandeverything
fucking freaks
Landlords shouldn’t be buying lattes and avocado toast.
But… that’s none of my business
We can't get rid of slavery, the economy will collapse!
We can't get rid of child labor, the economy will collapse!
We can't have 8 hour work days, the economy will collapse.
What? The workers want TWO days off a week? Don't they know the economy will collapse?
basically if a capitalist says the economy will collapse because of a reform that will help workers, you don't need to believe them, also it's gonna collapse anyway, that's what it does under capitalism.
@ksylofonimandariini
Original quote by 1940s girl
ma'am?
borgor machine broke
My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this
Update:
It all comes full circle
Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.
what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc
peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”
clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt
literally everyone: who
clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers
(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)
fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off
i’m sorry it’s WHAT
TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.
Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.
Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.
It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.
If that’s true that’s amazing. If it’s not, it’s still amazing.
UPDATE it appears this is true
the fact the OP used actual dialogue from the original TMNT movie is makes this post even better