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Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed
While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag
Dating Sam Winchester would include....
- first of all you would be smaller than him, even if you are a tall person, this man is a giant so he would be a lot taller than you
- he would adore that you are smaller than him
- hugs, this man would love to hug you
- Dean would love you because you are the one that can make his brother happy
- akward moments with Castiel, because he wouldn`t understand what happend between the two
- you are a power couple
- Sam would do anything to keep you safe
- I think that Sam is a jealous person, even when he wouldn`t show it, he is a jealous person
- so when you would be home with a jealous Sam you would be in for a really long night, if you know what I mean
- I don`t know if Sam would like it if you are a hunter, I think he would want you to have a normal life
- he would want to have the apple pie life with you
- you would be his save place
- I think sex with Sam would be rougher than with Dean
- he is kinky, even if its just a little bit, like he would love it when you call him Daddy or Sir
- but he would stop everything if he would sense that you dont like it
- but I think he would be a perfect gentleman
- so yeah I adore Sam
Family Business
Mommy Dementor *shaking their head* Sucking souls is what we do, kid! It’s the family business!
Teenage Dementor:
(thank @thediariesofastoriagreengrass)
someone brought me a gift this morning
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)
okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch
thats how you know he’s australian….
Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself
“If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”
- Steve Irwin
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Favorite guy to watch when I was a kid.
Then gets bit a moment later
He’s one of the reason why I’m a biologist today.
I loved that man so much..he was my favorite thing in the world when I was little…me and my siblings were sobbing when we found out he died…he was like part of the family
Winnie the Pooh loves your pronouns
Winnie is short for Winnipeg, but it is used as a female name (Pooh is named after a female bear) and AA Milne questioned Christopher Robin, asking how the bear could be called Winnie when he is male. Christopher Robin replied that “it’s Winnie-THER-Pooh - don’t you know what ‘ther’ means?” Implying that the infix “ther” applies some kind of gender effect. What I am getting at here is that Pooh canonically has some kind of unique approach to gender and linguistics, and 2019 is the year to consider it.
Mother FUCKER I am HERE for this SHIT
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I don't know who you are but thank! ❤
“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”
r u sure
“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”
r u sure
“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”
R U SURE
The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.
A miscellaneous world-building detail from ten chapters earlier accidentally saved a character’s life once
“Omg this line is genius and the best reference!” “Thank you I did that entirely on purpose!!” *sweats*
READER: “(points out symbolism and foreshadowing and depth)”
AUTHOR:
This makes my heart happy - - - - Creds to whoever made it (:
This Artist Experiences Sound As Colors And Paints What Music Looks Like
Melissa McCracken, a painter with synesthesia, explains what it’s like to see your favorite songs. [x]
“Karma Police” — Radiohead
“Little Wing” — Jimi Hendrix
“Gravity” — John Mayer
“Imagine” — John Lennon
“Joy in Repetition” — Prince
“Since I’ve Been Loving You” — Led Zeppelin
“Life On Mars?” — David Bowie
“Tonight, Tonight” — The Smashing Pumpkins
i migght be overly caffeinated but i cried looking at these
Currently: Excited for 2019 because we’re all legally allowed to walk around in bright clothing, masks and ray guns while escaping the clutches of the government and giving hope to people like us because it will officially be the year of Danger Days. We’re LEGALLY allowed to. THEY CAN’T STOP US.
https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947
Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.
don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA
They left out the best line: “Remember this when you hear this kind of talk - someone’s going to get something out of it. And it isn’t going to be you.”
So I really wanna make something for Jared since he hasn’t been feeling the best the past couple of days. .
Here’s the thing; I would like to include all of y’all as well and create something huge for the man who deserves so much love.
I have multiple ideas, but don’t quite have all of the details worked out right now. However, if you’d like to help out, comment ! I’ll tag you in the information post when everything gets sorted ! Remember, the more people who are willing to help the better.
Let’s show how much we really care about Jared Padalecki, and how much he’s done for us !! Thanks y’all !
UPDATE !
I am planning on going to the spn vegcon this coming March, and would like to deliver this gift to Jared there and then, preferably during a Meet and Greet.
So I think I’ve decided on a project that everyone can participate and contribute to. Let’s call it the “Dear Jared Padalecki Project”.
Here’s how you can participate:
Write and send your own letter to [email protected] in order to be included. The letter should be addressed to Jared, talking about anything you want Jared to know — whether it’d be about you, how he helped you, etc. Make it personal ! Including your name and age is recommended but optional.
You can also help out by donating ! This trip will be very expensive and it’d mean a lot if I could get some donations. I’m accepting donations here.
Remember that every bit counts !
Tags : @little-bro-winchester , @iliketowrite02 , @kitaxei , @sammy-puppy-ears-winchester , @holey-george
Ps. Follow #DearJarPadProject for updates.
I’ve decided I should clarify a few more things:
First off, the letters must be emailed to me ! I will not accept anything that comes in on my tumblr inbox (including submit and asks). It’s just easier to have everything in one place.
Length of your letter shouldn’t be an issue, but I will be editing it to fit a full single page at most.
If you wish to include a photo op of you with Jared, or possibly a picture of you wearing your AKF wear, or anything like that, feel free to attach it !
The deadline for your entries to be emailed to me will be March 1st, 2019. This way, I’ll have a few weeks to prepare the book.
QUICK UPDATE !
I’ve gotten a few questions regarding handwritten letters. Personally, I love this idea, seeing as it’s definitely a way to personalize the letter a bit more, making it much more special.
If you’d prefer to hand write your letter, that is fine on one condition — any hand written letter must be scanned and emailed to me.
I'm gonna definitely take part!
I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”
what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though
Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.
Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.
Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.
Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.
Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.
That last addition is possibly my favourite thing Tumblr has ever done for the world.
I’M FCUKIGN WEHEZENIG
I think my favourite thing about this post is that every time it picks up more notes, I get a wave of folks messaging me to helpfully point out that the described premise isn’t reasonable because other species on Earth masturbate. Like, I grant I didn’t spell it out in excruciating detail, but it should be clear from context that we’re talking about spacefaring species here; every time someone pings me to say “ACTUALLY, the space wank post doesn’t work because walruses also jerk off”, I want you to understand that we’re necessarily proposing a scenario in which walruses have starships.
(And, well, if that’s where you want to take it, just search-and-replace “human” with “Earthling”, and now we have a Terran pan-species alliance carrying the light of wanking to the cosmos. I won’t judge!)
all vampires are invited and encouraged to drink me like a caprisun just slurp
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