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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
The Bowery Presents
hello vonnie
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Doug Jones
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
The Bright Sessions
EXPECTATIONS

Jimmy Eat World
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@writofamandate
The Devil Came Wearing Your Face
I longed for you in drifting dreams,
Where dusk lay heavy, starless, pale;
I called your name through velvet dark
And kissed your palm, already frail.
You did not come to soothe the ache
That flowered dark beneath my skin;
You left me housed with whispered sins,
Among the damned you ushered in.
You never knew what absence carved,
Nor saw the wounds your cruelty pressed;
Your mockery wore the guise of mercy,
And torture wore the face of tenderness.
You lost yourself in shadowed rooms,
To spirits poured like sacred draughts;
Your soul went wandering, unmoored,
While mine paid dearly for your drafts.
The clocks stood still when you returned,
Their hands like bones against the wall;
Your laughter rang like cracked church bells,
A hollow hymn that promised all.
I learned to kneel where hope had stood,
To pray in rooms that answered none;
Each vow you broke became a scar,
Each silence weighed a ton.
My youth lay buried in your moods,
A ghost you never cared to see;
I grew accustomed to the dark,
Mistaking grief for loyalty.
I was so young, untaught in grief,
Unwarned how love could be withheld;
It seemed the devil came at last,
And through your eyes his gospel swelled.
Now ivy climbs the ruined walls;
The house remembers what you did.
But I have learned to leave the dead,
To cross the threshold where they hid.
I speak your name without a prayer,
No curse, no longing left to bleed;
The child you left in candle smoke
Has grown beyond your reach, your need.
But promise me one thing. Promise you will never apologize for loving. Love is infinite, it can never be wasted. There will never be anything shameful About loving someone with all of your heart.
Painted Grief / -trèfleblanc
Very good Red potato salad
Ingredients:
Many red potato
Mayo
Salt
Cooked Bacon
Green onion
Method:
Clean potatoes but do not peel them.
Boil red potato until soft but not too soft. Shouldn’t be able to mash them. Let cool to room temperature. The inside will cook more as it cools.
Cut up bacon and green onion into tiny pieces while you wait.
Cut cooled potato into bite sized pieces and mix one or two spoonfuls of mayo and the rest of your ingredients together.
You probably need less salt than you think you do because bacon also has salt. Potato should barely be coated in mayo. Not too much.
Let sit in fridge for at least four hours. It’s delicious now.
You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.
Oh god oh no people are reblogging this again without the context that it's speaking back against the Christian teaching that love is abnegation and that true love means emptying yourself of your own desires, suffering, and submitting yourself to death, even death on a cross.
I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal
Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.
me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display
the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:
(@nonexistent-triangle)
me: man i sure wish there was a way to replicate digital images on physical mediums rather than with light, using subtractive mixing
the nefarious CMYK inks:
Statistics that I use to motivate myself
I have a really bad case of the tinkerbells (I need applause to live) so I have these statistics I use to keep myself from getting depressed as a creator*. Here they are. They may help you as well!
In professional marketing, 5% of viewers engaging with a post is positive turnover.
5% of engagers will click the link
5% of link clickers will buy the product
On twitch, the average number of views a live stream has is between 0 and 1
According to social media professionals, 10% of users do all the posting. The other 90% may not even comment.
So if your fanfiction has 100 hits and 5 kudos, you're meeting your goals at fanfiction corp and you're getting your raise this year. If your fanfiction has 100 hits and 10 kudos you're getting a promotion.
If you make a post about your new ttrpg and it gets 20 likes, 10 reblogs, and makes 1 sale, you're doing really well!
If your stream has an average of 1 friend who drops in and chats to you occasionally, you're doing better than average. If you make it to Affiliate you are genuinely doing incredible work.
90% of online creative work is just shunting stuff into the void, and it feels so so so bleak sometimes. But remember. You're doing good at it! Your "flop post" with 3 notes is actually more attention than 90% of internet users get.
Remember not everyone clapping for you is telling you about it. <3
*these statistics are from memory and from anecdotes from various people I have met/seen posts from on the internet. I do not know or care if they are completely accurate thank you
gotta admit, the fact this is still circulating 2 years later has been pretty good for my tinkerbells
Remember not everyone clapping for you is telling you about it
Moving house tomorrow
Be careful, I've heard they're heavy
Not mine, mine is a
In my opinion, wondering whether or not you’re a good person or a bad person isn’t really a constructive or useful activity.
You’re too close to yourself to make that kind of judgement. You’re not really qualified to judge the exterior of a house that you’re always standing inside of.
Anyways since I’ve switched to the mindset of “I’m just gonna keep trying and not try to pass final judgement on myself because that’s above my pay grade” I have unsurprisingly had way less nights sobbing on the floor convinced that I’m a terrible irredeemable piece of human garbage.
Am I good? Am I bad? Not my business. I’m just gonna keep trying to do better and let the cards fall where they may.
First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.
do it grieving
do it while the ground falls out from under you; do it while everything you loved goes up in smoke; do it while the dream of your future is still burning embers around you; build anew on the hot ashes of everything you worked for; keep going, keep loving, keep living, even as all you want is to turn back (there is no turning back; it is gone already); do it through grief, which feels like fear in the body
do it grieving
The tag I have seen most often on this post is "I needed to hear this," and I am so, so grateful to have said something that was needed. These words came out of the depths of my own grief, and I am so grateful to have made this small connection with others in the midst of it. Grief is isolating and indescribable, but none of us are alone.
That said, these tags were what I needed to hear:
we're all gonna make it
it's okay if you can't see how yet. you don't have to believe in better. for now it is enough to just keep going, and eventually the path will emerge. you are not alone. you are not lost in the woods forever. keep going. I love you.
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck