apple oatmeal

salad

[chiyo-mihama]

its ok

[chiyo-mihama]

why

[bippus]

My worthless service dog that has seizures every time I do

[fagsex]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my lesbian experience with alien trench warfare

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

whats the scariest thing you could say

The ghouls have escaped the dusty dungeon

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[luetta]

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

[luetta]

her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even care

blood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there

[luetta]

keep going she's close

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[kushblazer666]

[albva]

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[frogmoss1]

Tiny quarterank throwsa smallest ball ever ?

[frogmoss1]

[bippus]

Ok

[sistertaxon]

you can tell the average cup size of this website is increasing

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object