repost of allie because i forgot her tattoos asjdhkjasd
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repost of allie because i forgot her tattoos asjdhkjasd
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!
my bad damn
Happy birthday my thrussy post
Happy 7th birthday my thrussy post
Happy 8th birthday my thrussy post
Happy 9th birthday my thrussy post
Shaving isn't enough I need to peel my skin off
so objectively speaking I have pretty big boobs right? this is something I'm sort of aware of. but I was raised by a feminist so I was taught never to stare at women's breasts. I must always avert mine eyes, it's like a reflex. the result is that I never have any idea if my boobs are bigger than anyone else's. I could know someone for years and never internalize if they have big boobs or not. it's like there is a perception filter on everyone else's chest regions. in my mind, my boobs are the only boobs that exist. and are boobs even big if they only exist in a vacuum, with no other boobs to compare them to? so speaking from a functionist perspective, maybe I don't have big boobs after all. if big boobs fall in a forest, does it make a noise? boing
Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.
I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free
they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept
the snoofing
CASTLEVANIA: BELMONT’S CURSE
My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.
telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:
that's not for kitties
kitties can't use that
i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.
heh... no way... that's not for kitties
huh? kitties can't use that...
kitties won't be able to use that
kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.
i think y'all are missing a trick with Kathryn Janeway and Eleanor of Aquitaine given the Katharine Hepburn/Kate Mulgrew crossovers, but the request was for Janeway with a fuckoff big sword as an Angevin so here we go -- she got stuck in a holodeck program with the rest of the crew and she likes swinging a sword maybe a little too much 🤏
sorry I heard "suck her sword" and blacked out. what were we talking about?
sorry I heard “suck
her sword” and blacked out. what were
we talking about?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
One two three four i declare a clit war
Five six seven eight i cast clit obliterate