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Kori/they/them/29/FL/Non Binary/Pan/Spoonie/Aries/cute & SPOOPY/fandoms galore

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Halloween Candy Stickers made by QueenAltaria

[babystarrbunny]

☆phinktober day 10!!!☆

sister Daniel & father Philip

i couldnt resist and ended up drawing this just after the last one, and clearly i just didn't listen to my brain and ended up rendering it lol wanted to do them justice so how could i not u.u

[gray-v]

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[nooowestayandgetcaught]

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

[stegal]

Ha a lélek vándorlásában hiszünk, el kell fogadnunk hogy ha zenészek voltunk, zenészek maradunk akkor is, ha négy lábbal újraszületünk..

[silvormoon]

Translation, via Google Translate:

If we believe in the migration of the soul, we have to accept that if we were musicians, we will remain musicians even if we are reborn with four legs.

[thepioden]

Wolfgang Malamozart over here like damn

[stardial]

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY !!!!!!

[stardial]

GRANDMA SENT ME MONEY TO BUY SHRIMPS !!!!!!!!!!

[stardial]

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN

[stardial]

@yuri-goth go ahead ^_^

[radio-jupotter]

i also went ahead and solved it i hope u dont mind

[stardial]

there is not a world where i would mind

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[catchymemes]

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

[fanofhammers]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[viralfrog]

[guillotin3d]

me because im god

[wintercorrybriea]

Sanrio sticker pack called 'demotivated'

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[shopwitchvamp]

[cutevintagetoys]

💖 Get it here: Lovestruck Spiral Ring

Use code “TUMBLR” for a discount!

[sayruq]

Happy Pride Month

[bathroomcube]

back from the hospital

[bathroomcube]

only reason im telling you this is because on the wristband they gave me they had a pronouns section but instead of just putting down my pronouns there was a barcode you could scan

its just a very funny visual. probably real as fuck for some of you

[fear-of-the-familiar-and-known]

@foone

[foone]

That barcode reads 1071125170, which when googled results in this image:

Apparently this is your new gender, OP. Congrats!

[artsy-biggirl]

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