Tis A Silly Place

[books-beer-boardgames]

Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

This guy in my town owns a rug store, and he’s always changing his sign out front but he’s also the biggest Dad in the world so his jokes are awful but brilliant

[copperbadge]

Well I know where I’m going next time I need a rug. 

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

i love thursday august 8th because august is the only month that is already the correct color because 8 and august are both a warm gentle golden. and then the day is the 8th so again thats the same gentle golden color and also thursday is that color too. this is your synesthete assessment of the day.

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

this is what being alive on Thursday, August 8th feels like

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

[behold-my-squees]

Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

[rimonoroni]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it went like this

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[bloggingtrucker-deactivated2018]

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

Have you seen Crashing (2016)?

Yes

Partially

No, but I've heard of it

Never heard of it

Voting ended onJul 10, 2024

[twofingerswhiskey]

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

[witchwardian]

I've seen enough.

[niksfake]

so my tumblr app is doing this fun thing where it just shows me empty posts sometimes, because why not. and this one just really worked for me.

[casket-of-beauty]

[red-mercer]

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

[paulsebert]

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

[alexaloraetheris]

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

[c3rvida3]

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

[officialgaryoak]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[toroimage]

[empress-of-dark2005]

[crunchy-possum-soup2]

May i add this to your thesis

[brokenaroacecode-deactivated202]

Not to mention

[klenda-v]

The ever-classic

[steelycunt]

rpf is fine paul mccartney said so in the authors note of the mclennon rpf he wrote and posted to ao3

[steelycunt]

i read it it wasn’t very good

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

I smoke weed and my dick fall off

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

FUCK I MISSED WEED POETRY'S ANNIVERSARY

[catchymemes]

[mhalachai]

The best part of this: 

“Should I risk my life?”

Then, Slavically, “Yeah, I will do it for you.”

[remember-you-are-needed]

I hope she knows how much we all adore her

[lemonsharks]

Who is this woman I must tell her that she has restored my awe for physics at the (my) age of 35 years in the span of one 2 minute video

[kadharonon]

Her name is Tatiana Erukhimova, and she works for Texas A&M University.

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr