My Fursona is the Rainbow Fish

Don't follow this tumblr. Just move along.

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based on an argument I had with my entire discord server

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my friend and i were arguing about soup

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she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

[orange-frog]

group chat had a conversation about cups

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context:

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Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[rook-the-catechumen]

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

[messy-kobalt]

When it’s time to pet your cat

[lovelyardie]

In foookin HOWLIN

[screaming-fan-girl]

I don’t know if I reblogged this already but I am not lying when I say I’ve watched this about 3 dozen times

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WHAT IS THIS AD IM SCREAMI G

[marcy-the-martian]

*wakes up from my vasectomy*

[zicygomar]

[x]

[bshci-remade-deactivated2019040]

@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk

[sidonspussy-deactivated20190226]

Bitch do you expect me to ha ha? You expect me to lol? Fucking chortle? Is that what you want? A good lmao?

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

That’s it I’m outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass*

[3plymike]

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I love Halsey so much

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[renderprism]

It’s called aftercare

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Alfred and I have a specialty of running a joke into the ground until it’s not even recognizable as a joke anymore.

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain: