Disordered Division

He/His. Currently in academic purgatory, I mean grad school.

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[innerchildabortionclinic]

real grapeheads know that red, green, and black grapes are equally tasty and just have a different appeal to them

[esme-yaleal]

explain yourself

[innerchildabortionclinic]

grew and changed as a person

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[moethh]

“they don’t deserve our prayers” that’s!! not how this works!!!

[awesomebutunpractical]

People who say that need prayers.

[tpwrtrmnky]

So much of the history of physics is just "it turns out the underlying rules are pretty simple, it's just that we happen to live in an environment composed entirely of complicated special cases"

Objects in motion don't stop moving unless stopped by a force (we are surrounded by Gas That Stops You at all times, and our gravitational field pulls us down to a surface with friction)

Heat capacity and phases of matter are normally pretty simple (the most common fluid on our planet has Weird heat capacity and Weird phases)

[daisukitoo]

Physics is simple and straightforward. Earth is weird.

[spyroforlife]

It’s time to address a subject that I feel hasn’t really been talked about at large regarding Bill Cipher. That is, about his backstory and its connection to Flatland.

Keep reading

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[nervoussquidward]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

I made a gif version!!!! for all your frogress bar needs

[nem23]

[ruinedchildhood]

[howthehelldoileave]

I hate that people never include the finished render when posting that. it looks so good it's a shame not to.

[gordiicore]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

Okay but making Wolverine his comic accurate height 😂🤣