IWannaBeYahtzee

28 years old. Artist, singer, writer, actress, this blog is home to controversial opinions and musical fandom. Oh and my art and writing too. give that a look would ya? Some content may not be appropriate for viewers under 18. Please scroll responsibly.

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

Thanks to zodiacspothole on deviantart for the template. I just lost my second part time job (so as it turns out I wasn't fired, so thats good) and am in a bit of a tight spot right now as I look for a new one. I figure it couldn't hurt to give commissions a shot. If you're interested, I'd really appreciate it if you could hit me up/tell your friends.

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

The milk from the rivers of every moon Cradle you tight like you're back in the womb -Melanie Martinez, Milk of the Siren Fanart of @lairongy 's Sun and Moon AU

[lairongy]

Holy frick, Jesus Simon

This is a cool concept!! Thank you!

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

Thank you!!!! I'm so glad you like it!!

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

The milk from the rivers of every moon Cradle you tight like you're back in the womb -Melanie Martinez, Milk of the Siren Fanart of @lairongy 's Sun and Moon AU

[markermagpie]

bloodymary discord going crazy

[cursed-squid]

What is Bloodymary? I keep seeing the name pop up

[old-schoolgenz]

The ship between Simon (Iron Lung)

And Rylan Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Hence the name BloodyMary.

And I am a fan, two traumatized asexual gay men lol.

[ohhelloimsotired]

First Meeting

(I keep wanting to nit pick at this- anshskshajsha, but if I do it'll never be done so I'm just posting it so it'll be off my mind)

[karnessah]

"We could be happy together, Simon"

[bangeryusername]

I tried making an animatic, idk :/

[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

THE SWARM

[funkmclovin]

we live in a cheese touch culture where anyone can screenshot anything you've ever said and accuse you of having a cheese touch. sometimes you don't even need to have touched the cheese, enough people can claim you've touched it and become an instant lolcow

surely THIS TIME our lolcow really touched the cheese. surely THIS TIME our hatred is justified.

[icarusredwings]

Them, after arriving to Erid and now Rocky needs to know if he has to push for two bedrooms or not.

Grace: You wanna be my roomie, Si?

Simon, lowering his head, bit nervous: ..I still scream in my sleep..

Grace: Oh wonderful, so do I! Yeah don't worry bouta second room, rock.

Simon: Are...are you sure? You like your space sometimes..

Grace: Well- yeah, everyone does, but I also got the ocean. Is there anything you want?

Simon, eyes curious, sparkling slightly yet werry: ..I.. get to have something?

Grace: You can have what ever you wan-

Simon: Trees! I-.. I pick trees. A lot of them.. a-and a garden out back.. if.. thats not too much..

Grace: Actually now that I think about it I *would* really like a readind loft by a big window-

Rocky: *huffs* That is not required for human survival!

Grace: Aw come ooonn 😩 It toally is!

Rocky: Grace lies!! None is needed for survival.

Grace, glancing at Simon, who now seemed disappointed, playing with his fingers and had gone silent: Yeah maybe a reading loft isnt necessary.. but you know what is?

Rocky: No. Grace tell.

Grace: Trees.

Simon peers up through his lashes, trying not to get his hopes up any more then they already were. But clearly, he was interested in the idea.

Rocky: Mmmmhh Not sure.

Grace: Yes we do! For filtration systems!.. Or else we'll die!

Rocky: No trees on ship. Grace lie.

Grace: *sighs* Oh come on, Rocky.. you guys made a whole ocean. You can make a couple trees... Itll make me really reeeaallly happy... I might even live longer. Trees increase human life spans. *nudges simon* Right?

Simon: ?? But.. o-Oh! Right. Yeah. They uhm.. they definitely will make Grace live longer. Thats true! Humans live longer if they have trees.

Grace, chiming in: Thick tall climbable trees!

Rocky: 🤨 Sound like cause shorter life span. What do when Grace fall? Question?? Grace die question!?

Grace: Noo no no. Im passed my climbing days bu-uuuuuuuutt... Ill still live longer! A lot longer! Maybe even 1/4th my life span. *smug grin*

Rocky: *sighs and seems to agree only from this fact alone* Fine.. Rocky see what can do for trees. But rocky still think Grace lying. Statment. *skitters off*

Simon: *watches him go. Touched his foot to Graces, hiding a smile*... thank you

Grace, admittedly: I definitely lied about being passed climbing age. I plan on breaking at least 1 bone before I die. On my own terms, yaknow?

Rocky, 300 feet away off the beach: AYE! Rocky hear that!!

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

Simon: I...get to have something?

Me: What if I just threw myself out this window, huh?! 😭😭😭💔💔💔

[paper-lilypie]

another bloodymary au that’s invaded my mind and I refuse to touch rn: Filament Station!Grace x Simon

pov Simon’s sent ahead of his brothers for their raid on Filament Station to infiltrate and scout the inside for the location of resources and potential people they could nab for their Tree. Cue meeting a really nice dude who caught him sneaking about and took one (1) look at the state of him and decided to feed him.

He doesn’t ask many questions, but offers a lot all the same. Sanctuary, a place to sleep, whatever rations he’s got (he lives alone, has got no one, yes this is fine and he’s actually leading a relatively content life!!). Water. A joke. He actually manages to catch Simon off guard and get a nice chuckle out of him, which disturbs the fuck out of Simon.

It’s two weeks later and the raid is imminent and Simon is restless. Bc he’ll have to leave soon. And he’s kinda actually… gonna miss???? Grace???? Kind, selfless, actually kind of funny Grace. Fuck the COI all the way, mind you, fuck it and all its stations to hell and back, but also. No, this one can stay. This one could be worthy of Eden. Maybe that’s a good thing.

Maybe they’re a good thing.

The day of, as soon as alarms and sirens ring out signaling Eden’s attack, Simon finds Grace first. And then in the midst of the panic, Grace is tugging at his arm, begging him to run out, they all have to hide, and Simon stands there strapped with all his weapons and his heart on his sleeves and pulls back.

And then he begs Grace to come with him.

(The events play out the same. Up to you if they make it or not.)

[t4li3cr0w]

𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Simon being given the time to deconstruct Eden's beliefs about trees.

Simon knowing somewhere deep down that trees are unshakeably good, even if the cult was evil.

Simon deciding to unravel the twisted cult lense on trees and figure out what they mean to him. Realizing that Eden soiled something pure, that tree worship is an old human concept, either through outside exposure or from genuinely sitting down and trying to find tangible information on trees that didn't come from the Father.

Because he deserves to know what the actual fuck they were worshipping on Eden. The real thing. Not a fabled version of it the cult wove through his head.

Simon staying religious, but easing into something breathable for the sake of his own soul. Worshipping nature the way humans used to.

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

Hey so what if I cried?

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[merymeou]

i am insane. i a m making up and conjugating verbs for markipliers fictional space movie. i am fucking crazy. but im free.

[merymeou]

Currently reading a peer reviewed article to more accurately make my markiplier space movie language. i fear im too far gone.

[merymeou]

OKOK SO OBVIOUSLY THE INFLUENCE OF INDIVIDUAL WORDS IS GONNA BE CAUSED BY WHO HAD WHAT JOB, AND HOW OFTEN PEOPLE HAD TO INTERACT AND COMMUNICATE WHAT THEY WERE DOING BUT YOU'VE ALSO GOTTA TAKE INTO ACCOUNT LANGUAGE PRESERVATION ATTEMPTS --- BUT YOU'VE ALSO GOT TO REMEMBER THAT CERTAIN WORDS WILL COME TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THINGS THAT DON'T NECESSARILY MATCH THEIR DEFINITION SO YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THAT CULTURE TOO AND

[merymeou]

Those non-pulmonic consonants are calling my name

[merymeou]

Big news, I can now form the following sentences:

Wos biyemuh - Who are you?

Shto bit shtomuh - What is that?

Bit uhn, mei du - There's one, not two

[merymeou]

Of course you've got pronouns 🙄🙄🙄

yeah fun fast rust speak has a special pronouns for 10 things, which can be multiplied to form big numbers rly fast

[yahtzeeyeeyee]

When this is completed I'm using it in ALL my fanfics, just so you know.