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#wylan’s lil goggles appreciation post
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
Family ice time 🏒
#ilya baby get behind me
HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD
(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
Six of Crows in four words? Be gay, do crime! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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Went to Momocon and every time I saw beautiful BG3 fanart I just cried a single tear of mourning. for the alternate world where BG3 also sparked a BG2 renaissance and I had 9 million gorgeous dramatic Aerie prints to cry over and spend an inadvisable amount of money on.
I am going to be so very upfront: I do not give a shit about BG4 or the HBO continuation of BG3. I do not care about a cash grab that is only being created to generate revenue for a company that cares nothing for either the creative minds who worked tirelessly and passionately to create the work they are profiting from, or the fans who have poured countless hours and love into these worlds.
I don't give a shit if they slap the Wizards of the Coast label on it. I do not give a shit about whether they put the word "official" on something. I do not abide it, I do not count it, I do not want it. WotC didn't respect what made BG 1 and 2 so beloved, and they will not with BG3 either. It is a label that sells, and that is all it will ever be to them. I adore BG3, but even it served to prove the point that WotC will completely misrepresent, flanderize, or outright derail a character simply to capitalize on nostalgia. If you only played BG3, you will not care how Sarevok was portrayed, but I dare you to ask someone who loves the first two games what they think of his and Viconias parts in BG3.
The weird "canon" being flung about is genuinely just the death of fun in a space that is literally existent just for a freedom of expression and agency for the players. Larian and its developers in every department created this game with love and dedication, with the sole intention being player freedom and fun. I care what Larian has to say about the game, not WotC, and Larian has been adamant that it is the PLAYER that should be the one taking the reigns.
So when they "canonize" the redeemed Dark Urge who romanced no one, Gale ascending to godhood, Wyll not escaping his pact with Mizora and anything else, that shit will be completely disregarded by me. Just like how they handled the original BG cast in 3.
The only parts that matter to me are my playthroughs or events leading up to the game. Everything else can fuck off.
She'd laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have. It terrified him.
The first of 4 endpapers I got to illustrate for Illumicrate’s special edition of Six of Crows!! So happy I finally got to draw this scene!!
Harris starts a new trend called “Hot Takes with Hollander” and it’s just random candid clips of things Shane Hollander believes wholeheartedly (ft. centaurs)
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“man, i can’t wait for thanksgiving! what pie is your favourite, hollzy?”
“fruit should not be hot” (walks off screen)
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“hey, has anyone seen my toothbrush? it’s purple” (rookie panicking, looking through his bag)
“why the fuck would you have a purple toothbrush?! that’s just fucked up”
“wh-what..?” (absolute look of confused hurt)
“the only acceptable colours for a toothbrush is blue or green. don’t worry - when we land, i’ll get you a new one” (deadpan as hell)
“…thanks hollzy”
“no problem, rook”
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“now who in their right mind would drink fanta lemon when the regular fanta exists? what the fuck ilya?!” (husband hollzy organising the fridge)
“i like it”
“well…okay baby, but keep it away from my ginger ale. they go on separate shelves - here i’ll show you” (video cuts out)
But then I realised - these shadows, this darkness - it's all part of me.
For better and for worse.
Needs the last part
@heatandapathy you forgot the best part
you are never living this down
godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god
Never!
NOT EVEN IN DEATH
Doors by Noah Kahan is the most six of crows song ever, each crow is represented perfectly in the lyrics and I think of them every time I listen.
I need to prove it lyric by lyric:
There is a kid out there who did every single one of his school essays and projects and short stories and friendly introductions at the beginning of the year about Shane Hollander. He did his book reports on the books Shane recommended in interviews. He saved his money to buy that stupid cologne Shane advertised. He got a puck from Shane once at warm ups and he slept with it in his bed for three weeks. He writes his moms name on his stick tape because Shane did it first. He watches the Olympics in awe. He gets into fights with kids at school about whose a better hockey player and its Shane all the way, no matter what the other kids told him or what their moms and dads said. Shane is the best.
And this kid did not have a lot of friends. His teachers thought he wasn't very smart because he made everything about hockey. And they dismissed him when he struggled with math and reading. "if you could just put some of your hockey energy into school, then maybe you would get better." His classmates laughed at the hockey themed valentines day cards him and his mom had to hand make because nowhere was selling hockey themed valentines day cards. And they laugh at him when he repeats the same thing over and over about "getting pucks deep, pucks deep, pucks deep." When he would play all by himself on the yard pretending he was skating, picking up any big stick he could find on the ground, they'd push him around. "Can we play? We'll be defenders" and ram him and take his stick. And he'd just go through all the penalties they would have just gotten over and over again until he can calm down. He celebrated every birthday at the ice rink in his full hockey gear even though he didn't really have classmates showing up. Not for lack of invite.
And his parents try to steer him away from it. They try and watch new sports, they try and get him to watch kids shows, get into things kids his age like, but all he wants to do is watch reruns of the metros cup wins. Wants to wear his hat backwards with his black shirt because that's how Shane looks in the interviews. Memorizes the answers he gives in french even though this kid never learned french in school. And its useless. This kid is hooked and they just kinda have to ride this wave.
So when the announcement comes for the Game Changers camp, these parents do absolutely everything to get him there. They don't care what it takes, this is like a light for all of them really in the midst of all the bullying at school and the meltdowns at home and the obsessive routines that fall apart if even one thing is out of place.
And they explain to the camp that their boy might have a hard time. Might need some time to adjust. That he struggles with math, and reading, and can get caught up in all the rules sometimes. Preemptively trying to say "he's not a bad kid. he's trying his best."
So at the end of the first day, his parents are prepared for a meltdown. Its new, its a lot of kids, the rink can get loud and cold, and he doesn't always do well with transitioning out of hockey. He's hard to pull off the ice at home.
And they can see some upset under the surface when they arrive. He clearly doesn't want to go home. Thats no surprise.
What is a surprise is the way Shane gets down on one knee next to where the boy is sitting upset on the ground. He doesn't move to touch him. He just gets down and the two of them softly have a chat. The boy is tugging on his hair and nodding at what Shane says. And eventually he stands and the parents walk over to them.
"You must be the parents. Its good to meet you," Shane says softly. "I was just going over some things about tomorrow. So that way he would know the schedule."
And they can see their son isn't quite happy, still clearly exhausted. He'll nap in the car and be grumpy at dinner. But he is much more regulated than they expected him to be.
"And, I was telling him about my schedule when I go home. About getting some quite time, making sure I can decompress. I think that's what all good hockey players need, right buddy?"
"Right buddy," he repeats.
And for all the understanding that seems to be there, his parents are just grateful that of all the things their kid could have a special interest in, its Shane Hollander.
Ilya can't go back to visit his mother's grave, but sometimes higher ups from the Treasury Board in Canada do go on diplomatic missions.
David who's assigned to go on a trip to Russia after Hollanov's been outed, because he's been picking up Russian and it would be a good temperature read on the Russian counterparts.
David who visits Irina's grave and spends time cleaning it up, lights a candle and sits until long after it's burned out.
David who tells Irina about Shane as a child, who tells her about all the ways Shane and Ilya fit together, who tells her about the puzzle nights and the cookies and cream ice cream and the blanket they keep specifically for Ilya on their couch.
David who reassures Irina that he helped Ilya with his cuff links on his wedding day, tells her not to worry about her boy.
David who tells Irina that her son is so loved and cherished.
David who plants a little maple tree as a "sign of friendship" in a park across from the cemetery Irina is buried in. He got to pick the place, and he made sure she would be able to see it.
Edit may 3: Hey if you're here from threads :) Love getting jump-scared with my own tumblr post getting screenshotted (this is fine i promise, they credited me properly) but jfc. Right in front of my salad???
Yes I kissed the brick :D