Insanity You Say?

I know most people put their various fandoms here, so it would probably make the most sense for me to do that also Well, first of all, my name's Hannah. I'm 20, I'm pretty sure I have the definition of a small blog, but I am enjoying myself, and I hope you do as well! Fandoms I am into include Harry Potter, Starkid, Merlin, and others.

[jaekirkland]

WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

[minacoladas]

THIS IS A LITERAL MASTERPIECE

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

[0bviouslyashley]

i feel you 

[v0nlaust-deactivated20130317]

we all feel you 

[bisexualbombshell-deactivated20]

why are so many people touching me

[smudgge]

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

[kaijutegu]

The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

Every time he sees it, he balls up.

I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

Pretty soon it became his best friend!

There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

Including protecting him from the other stapler.

The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

[kaijutegu]

Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.

He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!

This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!

Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?

Absolutely not.

[sophiesuffocate]

This is what my friend just sent me to cheer me up. UNMUTE IT

[sophiesuffocate]

Well 

[compassioncole]

why is there a fucking death symbol

[princekarkat]

do you think this is a game

[angryraisins]

WHO DID THIS

[krudman]

I found this while walking today.

[krudman]

[caroldamver-deactivated20150303]

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

[xjehan-deactivated20171031]

#of course he wont he’s deaf

[ladylokiinthetardis]

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME

[the-barista-district]

Imagine this:

Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway

[yeshchatoolyafeh]

Me: I love this game because you have so many options and you never have to play the same game twice.

Me: *always plays the game the exact same way every single time*

[brittany-murphy]

[i8urpenguin]

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

[thisisasupergoodidea]

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

[sparrow-va]

SEA PANCAKE OUT

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

[sizvideos]

Kitten hanging out in their own sections of a shoe organizer

[video]

[prattandscott]

[hellochameleon-deactivated20161]

So my boyfriend did a thing.

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

Then as im ending the game I come across this.

;u;

[imaginarybatman]

That is the most adorable thing ever.

[pkmn-r3d]

Bravo

[nowyoukno]

[sarenraegalpaladin]

oh man i can imagine the screaming fits

[why-so-searios]

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

[always-trite]

i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

[awwww-cute]

A box of baby bengals

[animatedamerican]

“What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —” “Shut up, we’re keeping them.”