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[mioxenoblade]

2021 looks bright!!!

[yonacmp]

Fabulous, Warmth, GETSTICKBUGGEDLOL

[kkamye]

first time drawing these boys

they’re gay

[chicago-reeed]

Every reed900 introduction ever

[incredubious]

ooooo mr lavey….

[cursedcatimages]

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

[derp-ology]

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

[cursedcatimages]

i will be awaiting your arrival

[yonacmp]

@nepeta-l MY DUDE

[tropicalwave]

[serious]

[juleszzz]

You gained +2 Charm, and lost -1 litre of blood.

[conhanks]

Based on this post.

[awed-frog]

Art by Elise Gravel [website | FB]

[kazu-fart]

phck u hold me

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

googles gonna come out with gO2gle, fresh oxygen tanks at the price of 34 dollars per half a liter, and pay for memes to be made about it like airpods were, and then the rich kids will buy them and it will be spread around by buzzfeed listicles and vice articles as all tumors tend to be lately, and then no one will care about air being polluted coz 'oh you have tar lungs? broke ass bitch cant even buy air lmfao' and it will become normal and it will make so much Goddamn money and we will all die probably breathing in nestles fumes who the fuck keeps buying nestle products anyways. thats what i think will happen soon

[mossy-cap]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

oh hell and fuck

[theilliterateironman]

[tiktokarchive]

African Mother: “Oh, I love being in Africa.”

Brit: “In the name of the queen we’ve come to colonize you!”

African Mother: “Why is this person so pale? Jiday!”

African Daughter: “Yes, ma?”

African Mother: “Go check if that ghost is okay.”

African Daughter: “Paley Jones! How you day?”

Brit: “I don’t speak Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaa!”

[Some captions may be incorrect due to heavy accents and slang.]

[dillyt]

my cat: *walks in my room*

me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???

my cat:

[transbloke]

Some of us are brave enough to do it twice!

[ruimtetijd]

Me @ trans people with the guts to do it twice:

[damianmcgintleman]

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

[mslockheart]

what the fuck

[flyawaymax]

what the fuck

[rose-mcgowan-stan-blog]

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

[clearlyconfounded]

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

[suspicious-robot]

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

[lunacide059]

@nottweak

[thinblackbeauties]

“Put it in me Scott"😫😂😂😂😂

[pandamatcha]

Are you sure you are a machine, Connor?