We are not immune

Arty. They/them(any). 26. Mostly reblogs with rare nsfw

[dogpuppy]

[land-of-polls-and-brackets]

not many of the trolls even die in the course of their game. they were so successful. sollux died once to being too late to enter and vriska and aradia died to each other. out of a group of 12, that's basically nothing. most of them never even used their extra lives. i honestly wonder if that's more how a typical session would look, compared to either of the kids' session. like if players enter ok and there isn't infighting, is sburb even hard? if you don't have some big op bad guy interfering it's basically just easy mode. i mean, apart from the fact that your entire planet gets destroyed.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[screenshotsofdespair]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What does it LOOK like when doves cry?

Like this:

[facts-i-just-made-up]

It has come to my attention that this is not the picture of Prince eating a bird that I spent so long on. I cannot actually find that picture now and have no clue where or even if I saved it. I also have no idea what this is or why I saved or made it. I leave it here for posterity sake, that they might understand the madness of the internet. It's also probably funnier this way tbh.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by cartervailmusic. caption: A fun song about an entirely fictional character]

[eebie]

[junkratsadstuck]

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

[junkratsadstuck]

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

I just queued this for a year

[horbse]

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[auberylis]

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[horsefigureoftheday]

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[lynati]

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[twitchyglitchy]

[toskarin]

[emberphoenixisgoingtolivee]

phrases of international online friends

"what do YOU guys call it"

"isn't it [insert time here] over there????"

"GO THE FUCK TO BED"

"good morning" (it's 6pm in your timezone)

"do you have/say [thing] over there"

"how's the weather over there?" (probably better than yours)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Trans at nearly 49, celebrating 16 years now on HRT. The state of the world has made me double down this past year on things that bring me joy (clothing being one) and I've become far less self-conscious standing out because of it.

It was tempting to skip TDOV this year, to not have to deal with the surge of threats in my notes & inbox, to try to take a break from being highly visible in the way a target is visible.

But, it's important to persist and be there for my trans siblings who can't be visible or are otherwise feeling alone.

I still get weekly Asks from young folks amazed that growing old is a possibility for people like us. These messages break you a little, but it's a burden I'm happy to bear. <3

[mndvx]

Chris Eccleston on that shit let him talk!!!!