salty survivor

Juniper | They/Them/Their NB Trans woman | 29 years old

[youngandaphantommenace]

Deleting tumblr off my phone for a while. Probably be back at some point. I’m okay, no particular bad experience, I’ve just been sinking so much time into it. Love you all ❤️

[assignedmale]

[ukulelekatie]

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵

[charlesoberonn]

What if Earth is already the property of some galactic empire that hasn’t gotten around to settling us yet because they just purchased us off of another galactic empire a few decades ago?

[charlesoberonn]

What if the leaders of said empire tells its citizen to colonize Earth, and they start taking over our cities and land. They find it justifiable because we don’t use the elements in Earth’s core like they do so we don’t really own the planet. 

[charlesoberonn]

We’re pushed to Mars, where only 1% of humanity lives in relative peace but a lot of hunger and a few international struggles, which the aliens feed into. They eventually settle Mars too, pushing us to the moons of Jupiter, then Saturn.

[charlesoberonn]

Eventually the empire becomes a bit nicer, and builds us a bunch of reservations throughout the solar system, though only a few of them are on Earth. Today we’re a minority in our own Solar System, mostly running Casinos on Mars or giving tours of the ruins of our once great cities. The aliens stopped calling us Meatbags though. Now they use the more respectable Native-Earthling term, though they’ll rarely acknowledge whatever nationality your ancestors had before they came.

[charlesoberonn]

The message of this gets over the head of a lot of people and it’s making me kinda sad.

[naiveasf]

[pennypeabody]

[marisbugs]

This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

[shittypostarchive]

26/07/2019

[youngandaphantommenace]

Controversial opinion but you know the reason people get upset is because people being pedos with their ships right?

[domoinjapan-deactivated20260713]

the slappening

[fungoidfred]

synchronized slapping class

[zagreus]

[secondclassvines]

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[fangirltofangod]

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

[effervescentbi]

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

[wombathos]

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

[sweetboybucky]

It got so, so much better.

[whats-a-queen-without-a-king]

Funniest shit ever

[youngandaphantommenace]

Thos isn’t even a generational thing Spider Man is just Like That

[c-bassmeow]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[traitorous-bastard]

[fieldbears]

how dare people not love the upcoming generation

[some-things-are-unavoidable]

Every time I see this I notice something else about it that makes me love it even more

[louisegluckpdf]

hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

[louisegluckpdf]

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

[tv-nerd-aus]

Akilah Green on Chelsea 

[black-culture]

[qoldnglass]

Wasn’t this bitch in they house?!?!?

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

^^^ literally America

[youngandaphantommenace]

People in the notes trying to act like this isn’t an allegory for racism, baby bear is literally selling bottled water, that’s a direct reference to a reql world incident of a white woman calling the police on an innocent black child.

[theacedragon]

Someone’s probably already done this, but alignment chart of “realistic” cgi or cgi that tried to stay as close to the original as possible. I don’t not take constructive criticism

[soundzler-loki]

Wait wheres hot chocolate conductor Tom Hanks

[thejulso]

they said bad CG

[theacedragon]

Au contraire, that is a “realistic” cgi chart. Hot chocolate man is simply on another graph

[youngandaphantommenace]

Hot Chocolate man is a demon and you KNOW he belongs in the bottom top bottom left

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[emeebee]

Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.

She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.

She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful. 

[aqueerkettleofish]

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.

[fishyandclintbarton]

We stan an icon.

[egberts]

hey

the property brothers have a music career

[egberts]

hey

https://youtu.be/RrNx_VXmkyI

[youngandaphantommenace]

A lot of people forget that they are performers first and renovators second. They started in Vegas.