It Me

20 / She/Her / Infj / Cancer

[vaporheart-archive-deactivated2]

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

[osamah-deactivated20140324]

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Hey this chair looks cool, how much?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

[krystal-prisms]

How bout this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

[blackfox21]

What about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

[anonymous-elf]

How much is this neat tea set?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

[arcnoise]

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

[arcnoise]

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

[fieldbears]

god fucking damn it

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mmmthornton]

X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

[goawfma]

for the love of god i beg you UNMUTE this 

[3rdeyechakra]

[partypoodle-deactivated20220209]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[montypla]

a true hero

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[captainlordauditor]

more things to include

black/jewish solidarity

short hair of all textures

suspenders

beaded & embroidered dresses

subtly homoerotic advertising

masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

ineffective prohibition laws

wealth gap

[antique-scarecrow]

this time we’re doing it right

[mrdsc1010]

[juicy-baphobastard]

She’s a Disney princess!

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

at least i dont watch anime

[peppypear]

[butchelves]

[strangehorse]

OP added a photo of the famous Audrey!

[phllotes]

i thought this was about a person up until the 20lbs broe……

[zesty-lemon-bread]

I love Pokemon’s world building because its just so absurd but interesting at the same time

Yes, there are Gods, and yes they have godly powers, even control over the very fabrics of reality.

But heres the kicker

They’re litterally just feral animals that will attempt to fight eachother on sight due to territory reasons and not give a single shit about the ramifications of their battles

Imagine living knowing that reality could collapse at any second because Palika looked at Dialga in a funny way and now Dialga’s out for Blood.

[scumfuckus]

interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from”

i think that’d be funny

[aelita15]

“Dude are you ok”

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

[dio-archive]

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious